Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but then the internet crashes and fades into a black hole.

I wish we could vote ban people away from forums.

Granted, but you're voted off first for enforcing us to make a vote.




I wish I didn't have to look at TenebrisNemo's signature and profile. It's oddly disturbing.

Granted, now your eyeballs have exploded.

I wish Sir monacle could live with his wishes. 8)

Granted, but you have to live with 'em too.




I wish I can play forum games without needing eyeballs.

Granted, but you have no idea what you are typing so you type something inappropriate and get banned forever.

I wish people would like my cards again.

granted, but it's because they're so bad.




I wish I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish no more.

Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted no more.

I wish Sir monacle would wish something nice for himself or someone else.

Granted, but it's a single penny.

I wish I could think of something clever and cruel to Sir monacle.

Granted, but it leads to both our deaths.










I wish I had a penny. I could use the luck...

Granted, but then you accidentally drop it and it rolls into a sewer.

I wish I didn't oversleep.

granted, but now you sleep walk into a car.




I wish that my next wish doesn't come true.

Granted, but instead your nightmares come true.

I wish pre-orders didn't exist.

Granted, but neither do copies.




I wish this wish didn't exist.

Granted, but now you don't exist neither so nobody would wish for that wish.

I wish meta users die to a heart attack in this second.

Granted, bu--

I wish gurren009 would post here.

Granted, but he wishes for this place to disappear.




I wish TenebrisNemo would realize the paradox I caused, and decided not to ignore it.

Granted, but you're a fly now and I kill you.

I wish giant army of worms would attack U.S.A.

Granted, but those worms voted for Trump.

I wish I could take back the last ten minutes of my life.

Granted, but they are the last 10 minutes of your life now.

I wish that when we die, we could be in some kind of heaven hub before starting a new life.

Granted, but your new life is always some sort of insect's.

I wish I had enough friends so I could buy more social games.