Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they're not good friends.




I wish I didn't search the skies in hopes of finding something important.

Granted, but you searched the White House...and now you're arrested.

I wish I knew random, obscure trivia that I happen to be asked about.

Granted, now you are as mad as Sir monacle.

I wish Sir monacle would use his time during the forum games to something more productive.

Granted, but that "productive" thing is burning cats.




I wish people wouldn't wish other wishes to stop people from wishing that other people didn't make a wish.

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I wish I could know when the best time to buy this one Steam game is to get the best deal.

Granted, but you're dead before you're able to buy it.




I wish those people wasn't standing on that pier earlier.

Granted, but now you now suffer the grammar mistakes that TenebrisNemo does.

I wish I could find time to make my video for a collaboration.

Granted, but nobody wants to collaborate with you. They'd rather do it with Michael Rosen himself.




I wish straight-to-dvd films didn't exist.

Granted, now movies do not exist.

I wish nobody wouldn't smash my head on my keyafliblljhbb nbgvfll.fd

Granted, but I have no idea as to what a 'keyafliblljhbb nbgvfll.fd ' is.




I wish I could understand as to what TenebrisNemo meant when he said "keyafliblljhbb nbgvfll.fd".

Granted, but thehjjgwdeoplå+öhnyju72ws

I wish nobody can't sneak attack me.

Sneak attack!




I wish I would stop using comic sans.

Granted, but look what happened to us now.

I wish Sir monacle is named as Sir Monocle.

Granted, but now he's stopped being stupid, and where's the fun in the forum games now? 8)

I wish I could experience, loot, & party.

Granted, but you die for not taking it slowly on the 1st night. 8D

I wish I could YTP like a majestic king.

Granted, but now there's two L1N3R1D3Rs. It's very painful to put up with.




I wish I was a Talentless Hack.

Granted, but now you're TTaalleennttlleessss HHaacckk.

I wish for lots of chocolate cookies.

Granted, but you get a terrible stomachache.

I wish I had telepathic powers over ordinary, light objects.

Granted, but they're too heavy for you to pick up.




I wish my keyboard wasn't written in roman numerals.

Granted, but now dead men of Rome write things for you.

I wish people aren't such idiots.