Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but everyone is way smarter than you. They start using a complex language that you don't understand.




I wish I was one of dem "big smarty-smart" people.

Granted, but you are also an unhappy drug addict.

I wish racism didn't exist.

Granted, sexism exists ten fold.




I wish I said "Owwie" a lot less.

Granted. Now you cuss a lot.

I wish Sir monacle wouldn't conquer the world with his plushies.

Granted, but your ****ing wish has caused me to say **** swears.




I wish I didn't ****ing cuss.

Granted, but now you talk like a little baby girl.

I wish people wouldn't talk crap.

Granted, but now they speak words instead.

I wish I didn't have three papers to work on at the same time.

Granted, but you never have to work again.




I wish I didn't kill L1N3R1D3R.

Granted, but I killed you.

I wish there were constantly new funny videos to watch.

Granted but those "funny" videos are Vine compilations. Dear god...




I wish we were all grey/gray blobs, whom all have the same likes and dislikes.

Granted, but then we kill ourselves for becoming something which we didn't want to become.

I wish every single person in the world has this card.

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/att...6&d=1492378257

Granted, but now Sir monacle is loved. That's unacceptable!

DYA hump day?

Sure, why not?

DYA little gun, lots of holes?

Granted, but that is breaking the rules. Please refrain from doing that.




I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but it's filled with L1N3R1D3R's tears because I beat him up with plushies.

I wish L0LR1D3R didn't fool me.

Granted, but now L1N3R1D3R fools you.




I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but it also has acid.

I wish I wasn't overshadowed.

Granted, but now you're so famous that everyone hates you.

I wish I had a nice strawberry lemonade right now.

Granted, but it tastes like vodka.




I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but it tastes like micturation.

I wish this forum's internal dictionary actually accepted real English words.