color isn't an English word, you yank!
I wish I knew why people spell things differently to what I do.
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color isn't an English word, you yank!
I wish I knew why people spell things differently to what I do.
Granted, but you don't know how to human anymore.
I wish Maneaters wouldn't fly away like cowards all the time.
Granted, but now they play with your friends, and you get jealous.
I wish Maneaters wouldn't play with my friends. if I had any.
Granted, but now they play with literally every other human on earth.
I wish I would wake up from this nightmare about Maneaters.
Granted, but now you have to deal with giant man-eating worms.
I wish a giant man-eating worm wasn't outside my house. Waiting for me to go outside... Help me.
Granted. Now it's inside your house.
I wish I could see the world burn.
Granted, but now your world burns slowly in front of your eyes, you watch as everything goes horribly wrong, your family, friends and the people you love and hate all slip away in front of you until you are left with nothing. It's all your fault.
I wish these wishes didn't have a monkey paw effect.
Granted. Now everyone falls into a pool of acid every time he/she wishes.
I wish I can play games again.
Granted, but you can never get down to work again.
I wish I could get old Disney songs out of my head.
Granted, but everyone falls into a pool of acid.
I wish pools of acid didn't exist. What are we going to fall into now!?
Granted, but now your brain cancer exists.
I wish Sir monacle would teleport into a fluffy dimension.
Granted, but it's full of...you know what.
I wish I hadn't mentioned those objects in front of Sir monacle.
Granted. Now your right hand mentioned them.
I wish I am invisible.
Granted, but it lasts forever; everyone thinks you're dead; you attend your own funeral; you die alone. :)
I wish to have a place to hide.
Granted, but that is also a place where you get trapped and no one will find you alive or dead.
I wish we would stop with the extremely dark corruptions.
Granted, but someone calls you saying that he's going to kill everyone you love, and then he will kill you. A week later, your beloved neighbour dies in a car accident, and a month after that, your whole family committed suicide by going back in time to board the Titanic. You live a couple of years alone, in fear that you will be next, when....
Surprise!
Nobody died, and they were planning a surprise birthday party for you. Sadly, the surprise worked too well, and you died of a heart attack.
I wish everybody thought that was funny.
Granted, but it was so bad that everyone laughed.
I wish people would fix their glitches.
Granted, but
ERROR; 404
Oops, looks like something's broken. Get help here.
Granted, but you're still breaking the rules.
I wish Sir monacle would stray from his ways.
Granted, but it's like he's a completely different man...
I wish I knew why people would look upon the stars, wishing for a new life.