Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but unpatriotic Martians still exist.

I wish different English-speaking countries didn't spell things differently.

Granted, but this is done from my perspective.




I wish the colour grey wasn't on various armour.

Granted. Now they are pink.

I wish Sir monacle isn't depressed anymore.

Granted, but he's now constantly annoying us.

I wish I knew what I was good at right now so I wouldn't have to waste time experimenting.

Granted, but it's breathing.




I wish I was good at breathing.

Granted, but you suck at moving your body and become a vegetable.

I wish I could easily travel to another timelines and back.

Granted, but it's the timeline where Putin takes over the world. Or is that a good thing for America? 8)

I wish I had consent.

Granted, but it's towards killing your friends and family.




I wish I had a rock!

Granted, but it's a giant rock which falls upon you, crushing your body and turns you into ketchup.

I wish textbooks are free.

Granted, but they're also illegal.




I wish I had a textbook.

Granted, but it's arabic.

I wish I can read minds.

granted, but you hear the thoughts of other people constantly, to the point where it drowns out your own thoughts. You can't hear what other people are saying, you can only hear what they are thinking.



I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted, but now you're morbidly obese.

I wish Kim Jeong Un wasn't mean.

Granted, but now he continuously sends flowers to every single country.




I wish treason was legal.

Granted, but now it's wild west all over again.

I wish I didn't sleep for 15 freaking hours straight.

Granted, now you sleep for 15 hours bent.




6. I wish for nothing.

Granted, now you're insane forever.

I wish Sir monacle wouldn't always run away from everything.

Granted, but by doing so, he escapes the very thing that killed all of you.




I wish I could run faster.

Granted, but now your entire life is in the Olympics. Also you only run a tiny bit faster, so you always lose.

I wish the Nintendo Switch didn't have an online fee, no matter how inexpensive.

Granted, but now it has a fee for the amount of time spent playing the console.




I wish this wish does not get corrupted.