Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you froze to death because it's still snowing in here. :hero:

I wish it would stop snowing. Only one month and it's June!

Granted, but now it's over a hundred degrees.

I wish I had better posture.

Granted, but it leads to death later on in life.




I wish I would stop having terrifying nightmares of being forced to cook sir monacle plushies.

Granted, but now it becomes reality.

I wish I could play games all day.

Granted, but then you don't have enough money to play those games anymore.

I wish I could just skip to next school year.

Granted, but summer has been replaced with school and school has been replaced with summer camp!

I wish for sour ice cream, with a cherry on top.

Granted, but the ice cream is made with arsenic.

I wish I could come up with an original idea.

Granted, but that "original" idea is stole from someone else.




I wish Gurren would waste more of his/her/whatever's time by playing the LittleBigPlanet Central RPG.

Granted, but we have to waste time getting him up to our level.

I wish LBPCentral RPG were more forgiving to newcomers.

Granted, but now it's boring and everybody wishes for the sweet relief of death, so the forum game can finally end.




I wish that wasn't so dark....

Granted, but now there's so much light from the Sun's reposition to only 980,000 miles from Earth that your eyes burn out.

I wish to pass all my school work without having to do any school work!

Granted, but you don't need to do anything in life to succeed, and as such everybody lives the same blank lives without any positivity nor any negativity. Life becomes a one-sided coin flip, no matter what you do there will be no consequences, as everything is fair for everyone, forcing you to do no harm. A world where everyone does the same thing, a world where there are no losers, a world where there are no winners.

Everything is fair for everyone.




I wish everything was fair for everyone.

Granted, but now Stalin rules the world as a communist dictator.

I wish you didn't bring up communist ideas.

Granted. But you did nazi what he came up with next.

I wish puns would kill those who make them.

Granted, but the people who make them will just come back to life anyways and make even cringier puns 8D

I wish I had apples.

Granted, but little did you know that you are a doctor and now you're away from this world.

I wish for actual freedom.

Granted, but all that freedom is isolated on a desolate island in the Caribbean :arg:

I wish that the president would just step down and let the people rule.

Granted, but it's a wild west all over again.

I wish to live in the world of Treasure Planet.

Granted, but the treasure there is not valuable at all.




I wish I was the one ruling mars...

Granted, but there is nothing to rule and you forgot your spacesuit.

I wish Sir monacle is my genie friend.