Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but that power turns against you, and is handed over to me! Muhahaha!


I wish Christmas would just come already.

Granted, but you're missing summer break. Isn't that good?

I wish all the problems with the Switch and its accessories would have been fixed before release.

Granted, but then nobody would have bought it because it came 5 years later instead.

I wish people would actually be patient and wait for things until they are 100% complete.

Granted, but now they're frozen for all time.

I wish cats didn't poop so much.

Granted, but now they pee on you to show dominance every morning at 6 o'clock.

I wish all my corruptions would multiply by 2 and they would happen to L1N3R1D3R and gurren009 instead. 8)

Granted, but you get a billion dollars.

I wish the sudden appearance of five billion dollars didn't mess up the economy.

Granted, but now it messed up the whole universe and before we even realize it, we are nothing but mere ants in the world of gigantic aliens which uses us in order to kill their "germs" which are giant mutated rats to us.

I wish for all dem loot!

Granted, but now you're forced to advertise Loot Crate no matter where you go.

I wish I had more time to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tonight.

Granted, but your cat ate it when you get that time.

I wish I wasn't bored as hell ATM.

Granted, but you're furious at your lack of Switch.

I wish new Switch accessories weren't so expensive.

Granted, but now they are shipped cheap and broken 8)


I wish Michael Rosen was the president of the United States instead of Mr. FatWigMan.http://blogs-images.forbes.com/rober.../02/Trump1.jpg

Granted, but then he makes the Skyfoogle the animal of the country.

I wish the plot armor of ZeRo, the best Smash 4 player, weren't so thick.

Granted, but now he's been replaced with Sonic.

I wish Sonic 06 wasn't a bad game.

Granted, but now everything in the universe revolves around it.

I wish gurren009 knew that ZeRo is a real person who plays Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U, not a character in that game.

Granted, but now everyone is no longer straight.

I wish for your money or your life, thank you. *points a gun at you*

Granted, but now Sir monacle owns you as a slave 8)


I wish all the PS2 games I played as a kid were still relevant.

Granted, but the Switch makes them only a distant second place.

I wish gurren009's beloved PS2 games were made new and improved for the PS4.

Granted, but now all the Switch games disappear.


I wish LBP4 was announced at E3.

Granted, but it's even worse than LBP3.

I wish the Switch had real virtual console.

Granted, but now it's worse than the Xbox One.

I wish Sir monacle would come back already. I mean, where is he! He's probably having a beach party in his so called "dimension" :mad: