Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you can no longer play any other game besides those two.

I wish EA wasn't such a crappy company that ruins everything.

Granted, but now Nintendo goes bankrupt.

I wish I was president of the US, so I could just send nuclear bombs to anyone I don't like.

Granted, but then you get impeached quicker than Trump.

I wish Ninja20101 would also post on more forum games.

Granted, but now I've gone back to posting only in "You're Banned"

I wish it was 2069.

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but it has been laundered.

I wish a colossus awakens in the middle of U.S.A.

Granted, but now you destroy everything and everyone around you.

I wish an alien UFO would just come to Earth already.

Granted, but the government shoots it down immediately and hides the whole incident from the public.

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything 8)

I wish TenebrisNemo wished for something!

Granted, but he wished for nothing. "I wish for nothing." BOOM! Nothing


I wish that the National animal of the United States was a Unicorn.

Granted, but now everyone is obsessed with unicorns.

I wish I was better at Overwatch!

Granted, but you still need healing.

I wish I'll get all trophies from Dark Souls 2 soon.

Granted, but now Dark Souls 3 comes to ruin your life.

I wish my cat didn't chew my wii motion sensor bar wire so that I could play Zelda :(

Granted, but your cat ends up eating your Wii.


I wish I could spend more time on cleaning my house.

Granted, but it consumes all your time.

I wish I was better at creating cards.

Granted, but you lose the ability for creating everything else.

I wish summer vacation was longer.

Granted, but you accidentally sleep through the extra days.

I wish I had more friends to play my Switch with.

Granted, but now they all betray you and move to Xbox One.

I wish I could still play my Wii, if only my cat didn't break my wii motions sensor :grr:

Granted, but you had to spend hundreds of dollars on a new sensor.

I wish Nintendo would have Virtual Console on the Switch.

Granted, but it doesn't have any cross compatibility, so there are barely any games on it 8)

I wish I was 420 years old. * No MLG intended*