Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you're the reincarnation of Moses, which is bad in today's world.

I wish I could know why religion still exists.

Granted, but now this knowledge turns against you.

I wish I had a wii U. At least it has more games than the Switch :(

Granted, but Nintendo soon discontinues its online service in favor of the Switch.

I wish one of the games I had bought were longer.

Granted, but now they're 500 hours long each 8)

I wish I had my own apartment.

Granted, but you must beg all day just to get enough money to pay the bills.

I wish I did have a 500 hour long game on the Switch right now, that sounds like a good use of money.

Granted, but it's the Sonic 06 HD Remaster.

I wish TenebrisNemo came back so I can bully him some more 8D

Granted, but he takes the bullying seriously, ruining his and your lives and the atmosphere of the forum.

I wish I were better at Planet Coaster.

Granted, but you made me search that up.

I wish I had more posts.

Granted, but they've all been moderated as spam, therefore banning you from the forums.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then North Korea just launches a nuclear missle anyways and the world just dies 8D

Granted, but what did you want, again?

I wish people wouldn't zone out when they played the forum games.

Granted, but TenebrisNemo disobeys you 8)

I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but now you're an assistant to Trump.

I wish the "Republican" party weren't in control of the entire system just because they won the highly-swayed electoral college.

Granted, but North Korea demolishes the entire Democratic party with a missile.

I wish more people played forum games.

Granted, but they only play "You're Banned!".

I wish impeachment would remove the entire party from office, not just replace the president with the vice-president.

Granted, but then it becomes a civil war between Baby boomers and Millenials.

I wish I ran for president in 2050.

Granted, but you have to devote the rest of your life to politics, leaving no free time.

I wish gurren009 knew how hard it is to be president. I mean, look who's the president now!

Granted, with no butts(I mean "buts" srry :p). I mean, I agree with you, how did an experienced politician lose to a reality show star?

I wish kids at school weren't so annoying.

Granted, but now they're so talented that you feel stupid in comparison.

I wish gurren009 hadn't broke space and time by not corrupting my wish.

Granted, but he just does it again anyways 8D.

I wish L1N3R1D3R was M1N3R1D3R. Riding inside an explosive mine sounds fun 8)