Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but that forces us back in time to the LittleBigPlanet 1 story level.

I wish everyone liked thrill rides.

Granted, but now nobody goes to Cedar Point anymore.

I wish I was an anime character.

Granted, but you die in the first episode.

I wish plot armor weren't so thick.

Granted, but now the heroes will never win.

I wish school was in the span of summer, 3 months, instead of 9 months :(

Granted, but you're forced to wear several layers in the heat.

I wish school taught us life skills.

Granted, but you will never leave school again.

I wish for strong body and mind.

Granted, but your wisdom and strength leave you and go to me! Hurhurhur!

I wish my signature wasn't so vertical :( Curse you google images...

Granted, but now it covers the whole screen.

I wish gurren009 would realize that he can edit pictures in sites like this.

Granted, but he tries a different site and gets a virus on his computer.

I wish people would notice how great Paint.net is for most practical situations.

Granted, but now Photoshop goes bankrupt.

I wish for something that can't be wished for.

Granted, but your wish corrupted itself.

I wish I had friends to play my new games with.

Granted, but then you get addicted and die from sitting in the same spot for 15 hours.

I wish I had friends :(

Granted, but they all move away.

I wish I had a cookie right now.

Granted, but it has food poisoning.

I wish I could eat all the food I ever wanted.

Granted, but you can't control how much you eat, and it's never the right amount.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time.

Granted, but you die from your wish, as no one can truly live without "feeling tired".

I wish L1N3R1D3R didn't die from his wish.

Granted, but then I turn into an evil supervillain.

I wish Google Fiber would happen everywhere.

Granted, but google goes bankrupt in the process.

I wish I could have chocolate ice cream right now.

Granted, but it comes in a giant tub, and you're forced to eat all of it in one sitting.

I wish I had known about Hardee's before yesterday.

Granted, but you die from there good food.

I wish I knew how to ride a bike before I was 12.