Corrupt Wishes

Hmm so 2 wishes? I shall make the exception. First I bring you back to life.. in the form of a car! Then I remove all cars from existence. :)

I wish to fail at life

granted but then you get a crown and epiclly win hahahahaha

i wish for Joruto to be alive again ( since i killed him sorry )

Granted, I kill him! :D

I wish for not having kill Joruto.

Granted, but you killed someone else instead.

I wish I were REALLY a cat...

Oopsie didn't wish last time :boo:

Granted

http://www.cats-central.com/cat-kitt...-cat-round.jpg

I wish for teh fastest interwebz evah! Gimme 50TB speed!

Granted, it's so fast you go to the future of... THE APOCALYPSE!!!:kz:
I wish to not have to wish.

Granted, you wish for something.

I wish to have a purple friendly dinosaur.

Granted its barney!!! Have fun!

I wish to be turned back to a human.

Granted, but your a foot.

I wish to have a baby dragon!

Granted he burns you alive.

I wished to be human not partof a human redo my wish or else :kz:

granted but your legs are where your arms are supposed to be and vice versa

i wish for the loading times in red dead redemption to be shorter

Granted but you get YLOD.

I wish to have a superpower.

Granted but your superpower is to age incredibly fast and you die within a week.

I wish my dog would stop being such a spaz.

granted, now he's somehow a nuke and gets everyone in a large radius around your dog killed.
I wish to get my level done.

Granted, your PS3 dies and you don't have the money to buy another one so you never get to publish it
I wish I had a sandwich

Granted, it turns into a monster and bites off your arm.
i wish for no wishes.

Granted but you are tormented by a genie who demands you make a wish. Every time you disobey you get a electric shock.

I wish I could access the internet from my mind.

Granted you can't control because you have no keyboard and mouse so all you see is the first page and the first page is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish to be king!

granted but your sons are coming to kill you to takeover

i wish to fly