Corrupt Wishes

Granted but you go up to high and you suffocate! ^_^

I wish to be a normal human being with normal erm, legs ears ect.

granted but you now have dig ears/feet

i wish to be a cheeseburger

Granted someone eat you.

I wish to be IronMan!

Granted, somehow your suit rusts and you can't get out. Nobody bothers to help you escape and the world has an office party with lots of donuts.
I wish to meet Spiderpig!

granted but hes a nice dinner umm that was tast.............

i wish for my ps3 to be un yloded

Granted, it somehow gets RLOD:p
I wish for a Lego set.

Granted but you lose all your pieces except one that you decide to eat it.

I wish to be a pigeon! :D

Granted but you fly too close to the ocean and get eaten by a Great White shark :p

I wish my drawings would upload faster :/

Granted, it breaks the speed of light causing it to go in the future causing a paradox.
I wish for spicy ramen.

Granted but it is so spicy that you die of heartburn

I wish that this game never existed.

Granted. I learn about it and torture you. Like this:

Spoiler -  TORTURE

The GAME

ermm no wish ok ill do 1 4 u


i wish for the marvel pack and costumes for free

( ps i lost the game )

Granted, you get them free, but you lose the game in under 5 days.

I wish The Game was never invented.

Granted, you get arrested and sent to HAMSTAH JAIL!!!
EDIT:sniped.
Granted, but you're arrested for sniping me.
I wish fer a wand! Not those lame fairy ones, I mean one made of elder and phoenix feather!

Granted but it can't cast spells.

I wish for a puppy!

Granted, it's a Cerberus puppy and it eats you.
I wish for some plastic.

Granted but you choke on it.

I wish LBP2 would come out faster.

Granted, you don't get it, and you lose LBP1.
I wish for floss.

Granted, I give you some floss. But you die. Somehow.

I wish RockSauron: The Game would finally come out :(

Granted, it's so bad it starts THE APOCALYPSE
I wish for 75 more thanks.
(why? I have six rep bars now, 75 thanks is 150 points, that would be then... 650;))