Corrupt Wishes

Granted, your level is a big hit...in Luxemborg. HAHAHA

I wish for a planet to be named after me.

Granted but nobody cares and its spelt wrong.
I wish for me to finally beat "The Witch" in Assassins Creed Bloodlines.

Granted, but then your game crashes and you have to start all over.

I wish that your game didn't crash and you didn't have to start all over.

Granted, now he sucks at the game and he can't start over, just because he doesn't have progress to lose. :p
I wish for the Turbo! glitch to be gone and aten by a flying potatoe.

Granted but it the potato eats you.
I wish you hadnt wished for my game to crash at all.

Granted, you got sniped.
I wish you edited your answer to match my wish.

Sorry bout that. Ahem, Granted (geniunly) but you are now belong to me.

I wish I haddent posted at the same time as Nys.

Granted, you posted at the same time as Craigmond.
I wish for ... ummmm ... onoz, I don't know anything to wish.

Then no wish granted.

I reckon I ought to wish for one of them cherry pickers...

George washington chopped down all the cherry trees. :rolleyes:

I wish to play Terraria with someone else. It's all lonely mining meself.

(Nice new avatar and sig btw, heh heh)

Granted, your mining with a very annoying pink being.

I wish for ten new books to research!

Granted... they're all spell books filled with self-inflictin' curses. ;)

I wish I had me a new hat.

Granted
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Not to mention it was made for human wear;)[/SPOILER]

I wish for wings.

Granted, you fly all the way to space and the aliens abduct you.

I wish Outlaw-Jack didn't go into Pony stuff :boo: I liked his other Signature :p

Granted, he still changes his sig.

I wish for the hat that I gave Outlaw

Granted, while he's handing it to you, a dog grabs it and chews it up and it's lost forever :p

I wish I could play L.A Norie :(

Granted its terrible, its the wrong disc in the box, turns out to be ELMO'S NUMBER JOURNEY!

I wish for a rainbow.

Granted, there's a pot of gold at the end of it that smashes you :p (Annoying Orange Reference :p )

I wish Smallville hasn't ended :(

Granted it never ends and so you sit everyday watching it eating ice-cream then you become so fat from all the ice-cream you explode in a FLURRY (he he) of awesomeness and ice cream.

I wish for FMH 2012 to be out sooner.

Granted, its 2012 and the end of the world is nearby. O_O
I wish Sackgirlsrule didn't get fat and X-ploded

Granted but now outlaw jack does. (Picked jack cause hes not on my friends list and itll be funn y to see the reactio)

I wish for Outlaw Jack to give a funny reaction to himself x-ploding.

Granted, but he got silenced.
I wish I will never get fat and X-plode.

Granted. You'll get obese and implode. :D

I wish for a Portal Gun. :p

Granted, you are killed by a turret.
I wish for a defect turret as a pet:D

It refuses to make adorable noises for you considering it's too concerned about nys getting obese and imploding. :p

I wish for a soft fluffy cushion. :D

Granted, but inside lies the worlds softest rabbit... After 3 years use, you begin to notice the smell.

I wish for a taco right now.

Granted, too much hot sauce. Nuff' said.
I wish for an apocalypse!

There can never be too much hot sauce! And ok, but it doesn't happen, and your now a crazy old guy.

I wish for a bottle.

Granted it falls and smashes.

I wish Nys had a PS3..

Granted, it gets RLOD. Don't ask how.:p
I wish for a YLOD on my Xbox 360! :D

Granted, you can't play anything now.

I wish Nys PS3 didn't mess up :(

Granted, your PS3 breaks.

I wish for this wish to wish for something.

Granted, you get one wish but it runs out in 2 seconds.. 1, 2... Gone! Ohh, too bad! :p

I wish I could stop listening to sad songs.. :(

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I fish for a wish... Wait wuh?

Granted, you get a fish that's wishing.

I wish my wish didn't get corrupted :(

Granted, but this wish is corrupted.

I wish for every wish in this thread to be corrupted.

Granted, all your wishes go bye-bye except ours.

I wish you weren't trying to shut down our wishes :(

Granted, I do instead.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

Granted, now we don't like you :p (Kidding :) )

I wish I wasn't so harsh on people when I'm angry :p

Granted now you cry to them.

I wish for X-Men First Class to be awesome.