Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but whatever it is is now on fire.

I wish I had a rock and roll bird.

Granted, but it's a lot bigger than you expected and rolls all over you while singing the most annoying rock and roll song ever ^^

I wish for a lifetime supply of colored pencils

Granted but they come alive and attack you.

I wish I could play the piano well.

Granted, a piano falls from the sky ... And it lands on your head. :p
I wish for Ice instead of fire.

Granted, but the ice is on fire....

....somehow....

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Granted, but it's still backwards. (And on fire)

I wish this was a wish.

Granted, but the wish catches on fire.

I wish I can go back in time and slap myself for starting the "on fire" corruption, and that the machine is fire-proof, and I'm fire-proof when I'm traveling through time.

Granted, but you time travel to a world of fire.

I wish I had enough water to put out all the fire around here.

Granted... however, it freezes over and you're now frozen.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack

Granted... however, it freezes over and you're now frozen.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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Granted. But someone Peed in it.

I Wish For zombies.

granted, they eat you

I wish for a new truck

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I wish for a new truck

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Granted. It runs you over,

I wish to be made out of Rainbows~

Granted, be you can only be seen after a rainstorm

I wish we live in a world of early cartoons

Granted, but someone erases you.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get ... Something ... :kz:
I wish for a walking carrot.

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I wish for a walking carrot.

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Granted. But it forces you to eat it and it's the same size as you to boot.

I Wish for upside-down dragons~

Granted, but everything else gets flipped upside down as well

I wish for a magical coloring book...

Granted.
The Great Nys: Hey phalaina, Why are you colored ? :D
I wish for feedback on my new level. (Hint, hint)

Granted, but the hobo that granted it said it sucked.

I wish That My psp would stop giving me spaz attacks.

Granted, Now it attacks you ... with spikes, fire, gas, electro stuff and some nasty Nys traps. :D

I wish for this text to be black again.

Wish? Well, it don't matter, it would have had ban Ju-ju any way...

I wish for a living sword that would follow me and protect me.

Granted, But the thing is set to static.
I wish for you to highlight mah post. (HINT, HINT)

Granted, but then the server goes down, and the highlight getts rolled back, as if it never happened.

I wish for a pair of shoes with hidden blades in them,

granted, you get a pair of shoes with a tiny pair of roller blades hidden inside

I wish my hammock was fixed

granted, but lightning hits it, and it breaks again.

That my level was more famous.

Granted, It gets famous when you play, heart, feedback and give all levels that ever were made on LBP PSP 5 stars. Have fun. >=D
I wish for my level to get more feedback and for the sentence above unable to be used to corrupt my wish.

Granted, your level gets so much feedback that feedback for it floods the Internet, magically spills out from your computer and starts to invade the world ^^

I wish exams weren't such evil things

Granted, but that's because you have been brainwashed to think that way
I wish for more cereal.

Granted, you drown in the milk that comes with it, and you don't get a toy. :p
I wish for a volleyball

Granted. It is delivered to you via spiking you in the face.

I wish I got better banjo picks.

Granted, you pick the right banjo, now go and learn how to play it.
I wish for a new guitar.

Granted, but all of the strings are missing

I wish for another cat

Granted, but it turns out to be a cat burglar, robs a bank and tries to frame you for the crime

I wish that dodo birds were not extinct

Granted, but there is only 10 Dodo birds

I wish that i had a pet panda

Granted, they come back to life as zombie-dodo's.
I wish for more hearts.

******, Sniped.

Granted, but it is sad.

Granted, but your hearts pump to much blood and they explode

I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich with me so I can eat it and not be hungry anymore

granted but the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth and you choke

I wish I had some lemonade

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Originally Posted by biorogue

I wish I had some lemonade

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granted. But the Special Ingredient is Pee.

I Wish For... A Potato Chip.

Granted, but when you ate it you forgot to chew and you choke.

I wish that I never got rick rolled again

Granted.
THE GAME

I wish for a potato chip... then I will take the potato chip... AND EAT IT!