Granted but you choke just like fumetsusozo did on her potato chip :P
I wish pokemon was real
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Granted but you choke just like fumetsusozo did on her potato chip :P
I wish pokemon was real
Granted, a Pikachu Zaps you, but unlike on the game/show it kills you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TehMonkeyBlade
I Wish for A talking Pie.
granted, after you get the pie it starts screaming non stop
I wish the cake wasn't a lie
Granted, but there no cake.
I wish to ba faster than Rainbow Dash.
Granted, Your so fast your skin burns off.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
I Wish for 1000 bucks~
Granted, but the police think you stole it because a bank recently got robbed and they put you in jail
I wish for a sombrero (another one)
Granted. It's on fire~Quote:
Originally Posted by TehMonkeyBlade
I Wish for For a non evil clown~
PS: you did the joke wrong. If you watch old cartoons when someone wishes for 1000 bucks.
they get run over by 1000 male dears AKA Bucks....
granted, but you get my brother, Prattz and he's not a funny clown :P (reffering to his LBP costume)
I wish I had a pet flying squirrel
Granted it flies and crashes into you every two secon*CRASH*
Hey! you need to crash into him. :mad:
I wish for a boat Which is NOT the titanic.
Granted, it's made of uranium.
I wish for a wish.
granted, but it's a bad wish
I wish my cat was a meme
Granted but its stupid.
I wish for a noisestorm.
Granted, but its inside your mind causing an intense headache.
I wish i had a Mac...
Granted, but you then realize what you wanted was a Windows XP and the computer falls and breaks, because it heard you.
I wish I had a HOT, NICE, GIRLFRIEND THAT IS PERFECT NO MATTER HOW YOU CORRUPT THE WISH!!!
Take that Rules!! :p
Granted, but yesterday your girlfriend realized she likes your ex girlfriend more than you. (sorry didn't mean to debunk your wish so fast)Quote:
I wish I had a HOT, NICE, GIRLFRIEND THAT IS PERFECT NO MATTER HOW YOU CORRUPT THE WISH!!!
I wish I could eat more food without gaining weight.
granted but the more you eat, the lighter you get and you float away ( you make awesome music btw)
I wish I had a bucket of tomatoes
Granted. That's hell in itself lol.
I wish I had $1,000,000 and nothing bad would happen to it/me/anyone/anything.
Granted. You had $1,000,000 but US currency rates dropped so alarmingly that it's now just worth a cent.
I wish to grow a cat's tail. :D
Granted. But you are now allergic to cats.
I'm not even gonna try. I wish I was human (already am)...
Granted, you are reborn as an infant.
I wish I had a wish.
Yes! That's right! The wish is already granted! WHAT NOW!?
Granted. Your wish is limited to the following choices:
- Self-inflicted pain.
- Personal agony.
- Killing yourself.
Choose wisely. :kz:
I wish the summer wasn't so boring...
Granted, you must now go through self inflicted pain and personal agony for the rest of your life.
I wish for a proxy that could post for me.
Whatever the hell that is...Granted. It posts BAD things about you, your mother would be ashamed.
I wish for one dollar (already have a lotta money)
Granted but you involuntarily sing the "I got a dollar" from Little Rascals as long as you don't have less than a dollar.
I wish I was the Master of the Flying Guillotine.
Granted, but it is a guillotine, and it does its job. :kz:
I wish for a Nice, lovely, awesome girlfriend.
Granted, she accidentally burns down your house.
I wish that I was the one who burned nys' house down... WITH LEMONS!
Granted. They burn down your house too due to their "Buy one, get one free" offer.
I wish I had ideas!
Said ideas congregate into an angry mob and tear you limb from limb!
I wish for ponies.
Granted. You get Trollestia.
I wish for bullet control instead of gun control.
Granted, Anonymous hacks your bullet and it goes straight to you.
I wish for my house to be built again
granted, but as soon as it is up a gang of angry rabid pixies raid it and kicks everyone out. then they mount their flag on top and dig a moat. they also have pixie guards who circle the perimeter day and night. they are armed with rainbows so watch out :o
i wish for some common sense
Granted, but it's not good sense.
I wish for my peanut allergy to go away.
Granted, now you're allergic for every word with the word NUT in it.
I wish for distortion.
Of your life? okay.
I wish for a rock.
granted......
NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT............................................... ................................................ye aaaaaaaa.......
i wish for good common sense
Gra*CRASH*nted.
I wish for Jsp0t to be alive even tho he was crushed by a rock.
ಠ_ಠQuote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
Granted, you get crushed by a rock.
I wish to make a look of disapproval in real life!
granted. ok soooo my wish ummm lets think... ooh! i know i wa*CRASH*
*sits up* eh?........... wha....wha happened?........................* nys walks up to me through the smoke:" quick! get up! Jsp0t's face of disapproval is coming! and its hunngrrryyyy!" nys helps me up and suddenly a huge thomp echoed towards us from the right of me. nys: " oh god! its here!" the crashing continued to get closer towards us, as if a giant was walking through the smoke. we started running away from the sound, desperate to survive. sweat ran down my cheek i wanted to look back but i couldn't. then a sharp pain hit my back and i heard nys shout. everything went black........ DUH DUH DUH....
Granted. Chuck Norris disapproves of your post.
I wish for orange soda!
granted, but it actually is only color orange and tastes to s**t
I wish i had everything I could ever need