Corrupt Wishes

Granted. But now ye be cursin' like a sailor, too!

I wish my activity didn't just plummet to 0%!? :cry:

Granted, now it will plummet to -100% :p

I wish I had fried chicken right now :( .....

granted, you get a chicken named fred... oh you wanted friiied chicken :o
i wish for immortality :D

Granted... The last Smallville episode I watched about a guy like that.. Didn't end well for him :boo:

I wish I had a fancy diamond :love:

Granted, skip too 0:50 too see what I mean. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-613xPNkVQ&ob=av3e
I wish for beans. (Why?)

:0 xD
Granted... It gets stuck up your nose :boo:
I wish the internet wire would stop slipping out :(

Granted, now it doesn´t fit in anymore! :D

I wish Sackgirlsrule had wireless internet :)

so do i




i wish for sackgirlsrule to have wireless internet.

Granted, it only picks up %9, great! Just great! :p
I wish I was supergirl xD

GRANTED ur career was over as supergirl when you failed to bring a kitten who was owned by a sackgirl down from a tree therefore causing the kittens life to be lost and the sackgirl commited suicide due to the intenses grieving over her kitten.
i wish for 3 wishes :D wish 2 i wish her story wasnt so sad and i wish she could never get wireless connection and it was horrible

Granted, I think ...
I wish for my cousin to shut up.

Granted, It died >: D

I wish it wasn´t so hot!

granted im not going to currupt it cuz i want it to be cool too
i wish it was already fall

Granted, it's October 31st, and you get taken from a ghost because a black Cat crossed your path :p
I wish it was October already! :D

granted, October 10,000,000 BC

I wish I had some home made vanilla ice cream

Granted. But you fell of your balls and the ice cream slipped out of your hand and fell on the ground and gets stepped on.

I wish I had the LBP crown

Granted, but someone hacked it Xd

I wish I had a mil dollars.....

*writes mil on a dollar bill* here ya go :p
i wish i had a 'million' dollars

Granted, *Gives you 1 millgrams*
I wish I had an awesome bandaid that didn't have strings hanging off it :p

granted it tore......
lol i wish for an idea of what to make next( military veichle, air sea or land veichle)

Granted, you mix them up and its horrible. :D
I wish for :D

Granted, you get D: instead :p
I wish for actual awesome sauce :p

Granted, but I ate it all :D I'M AWESOME!!! :p

I wish for a penny...

granted it fell off of empire state building and X_X
i wish that there werent ppl who beg u to gameshare your beta vest -_- so friken annoying i cant even go into my friends moon who has his frend in it saying theyll give me crown for it.... i would like to earn the crown thank you very much ... and they obviosly dont have crown

Granted, you start doing it :p (I know the feeling, SO many of my friends ask to game-share any COD DLC I get. I tell them it's against PSN rules, and they'll like "Okay... So..?" :mad:

I wish I had Ice cream...

Granted, its Crap-taste.
I wish for all DLC, ps3 and PSP.

Granted, the PS3 and PSP is broke, and the DLC is corrupted :p
I wish I had Skyrim NOW! xD

Grated, I throw some rims to you. "Look, they fly!" :p
I wish for a EFGSDFGH

Granted but your EFGSFFGH melts.

I wish for a bottled water.

Granted, it's cold and you're allergic to cold :boo:

I wish I had Rage :D (The game Rage *Ahem!* :p )

Granted, the genie misunderstood and you turn into an all caps rage. :p
I wish for a pen.

Granted, it has no ink :p
I wish I had a Cookie........ xD

Granted, but unfortunately Cookie Monster has been watching you from behind some bushes and he swallows the cookie in one massive gulp D=

I wish for a wonderful wishing well of wonder and wishes

Granted, its infected with blood-thirsty fish. D:
I wish for a glas of milk.

granted, it came from a mad cow

I wish for a bag nails (save me trip to the hardware store)

Granted, you step on them.... *Oooo... ouch!* D:
I wish Flash Point would hurry up and come on!! :p

Granted, when he arrives running, you open the door, he trips and falls with you creating a completely akward moment... o_0

I wish for some lemonade. (it would be very handy right now D:>)

Granted, it has too much Lemon juice in it and it blows your head off :p
I wish that I could ace the Metal Gear level pack :D

Granted but it's made with the most sour lemons in the world, your face puckers up so fast it implodes

I wish my eye would stop itching

Granted, in order to let it stop, you must scratch it for 5 weeks straight.
I wish for a sig.