Corrupt Wishes

granted but they finnally see the world for wat it is and run around the WORLD DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!
I wish i new what the jist about stephanie ravens is

Granted, you forget afterwards :p
I wish I owned YouTube xD

Granted, but everyone leaves and use Vimeo.

I wish they made me a customized PS Vita.

granted you order it.. they forgot to lable it fragil and it broke...
i wish[hope] i have a good day at school today, seventh grade all advanced classes!

Granted, your day went perfectly, the rest of the year on the other hand ...
I wish for 0

Granted, You get a 0, but it's a really messy written 0.

I wish I could teleport so I don't have to walk far distances :p

Grnted, now you're even too lazy to press the teleport button. :D
I wish for two buttons.

Granted. They aren't working.

I wish for some jelly beans.

Granted, they're literally JELLY beans and they turn to liquid... *Into the floor she goes!* :p
I wish I had a Hampster xD

Granted, It turns out a Hampster is actually a deadly predator that feeds on Sackgirls.

I wish for a piece of software that would actually take over the world

Granted, but it's too complicated to understand.

I wish for a magical Pony! :D

Granted but it's Nightmare Moon and so proceeds to take over all of Equestria

I wish for the ability to print out .gif files

Granted, but they still won't move.
I wish for Noistorm.

Granted...

Ba ba baa baba ba baba ba baa ba ba abaa baba abbaa baba baba ba babababababa ba bababaab bbaa. ERROR: wish could not be prcessed (XE310).

I wish for a Wheatley Puppet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzG94ct2d5k

Granted, it doesn't work because I rigged it.
I wish I had awesome drawing skills :p

Granted, you'll die if you use them. :boo:
I wish for the thunder and lightning above my house to go away.

granted, but it rains instead and it floods your house and your house goes down the river with u in it towards the sea D:

i wish for some yummy pizza

Granted, can I spend the night? :p

I wish I had some Tacos xD

You get tacos, but suddenly become allergic to them.

I wish I had the gun from Cowboys and Aliens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YsRO6G7Ks

Granted, they backfire...
I wish I could have a train..

granted.... could i come along? :p



i wish for MOAR yummy pizza

Sure! Toot toot!! :p
Granted, but I already ate it all... Sorry! :( xD
I wish I had a plane :p

Granted. It can't fly.

I wish for a tank.

Granted, guess which pack it comes from. >=D
I wish for Sackgirlsrule, Nerz, Schark and me to play together.

Granted. We're playing Motorstorm Arctic Edge online on the PSP and everybody hates on it.

I wish for something...

Granted, you get some kinda mutant thing... :boo:

I wish I could hug YouTube :p

granted, it becomes a robot. but then it turns rogue and chases you with a blue lazor and shoots annoying oranges.

i wish for the pizza that you ate :(

Granted, yummy. *Crunch, munch*
I wish for MOAR pizza, so we can share. :D

Granted, it is a giant pizza... but it is a flavor nobody likes!

I wish I had british accent so that I could roleplay Wheatley and Barty (An EpicGuitar support cast character)

Granted. You lose your voice.
I wish for people to stop liking trains.

Granted, now we're watching "Trains, Planes & Automobiles" :p
I wish we had Ice Cream, Pizza for everyone, a flavor EVERYONE likes :devious: So we can all share :3

Granted. Its 1000 years old. :boo:

I wish for soda.

granted, but it transforms into a giant pizza that's a flavor everyone likes so we all share it XD

i wish for the move pack

Granted, its set to static. :p
I wish for ... a battery

Granted, but it is out of power.

I wish for everyone to play this. That means you have to play it :p

Granted, everyone does play it. They play it so much that no one plays LBP anymore. Way to go denim.

I wish I didn't have a toothache

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wish that my keyboard doesn't skip to qwerty everytime I turn my pc on

Granted but someone smashed your screen
I wish I had a gun

granted but.

.for existance

Granted, it's just a virtual version of you :p
I wish I had a subscription to Smallville Magazine xD