Corrupt Wishes

Granted, you have me! :p (That's a bad thing xD )
I wish I had Dead Island :D

(is it?)

granted but it doesnt work

i wish for the thing i most desire.

Granted, you get a turd. :p
I wish for a turtle.
((Nah, it isn't. ;) ))

Granted, it never comes out of the shell.
I wish I had a Monkey :p

Granted. You get annoyed by it.

I wish for Uncharted 3.

Granted, The Government is up on you and throws you in jail for somehow getting U3 early.

I wish this go******** connection doesn't sign me off every 5 seconds.

Granted, you stay signed in and everyone thinks you're online and ignoring them :boo:

I wish this internet wire didn't have a short in it :p

Ummm, what?
Anyway, I wish that the timezones didn't make me unable to play together with Sackgirlsrule. :(

Granted, now I just have to fit in an extra hour of homework :(
I wish I could play with Nys without typos in the keyboard :p

Granted, but you play in a lenguage you don't understand.

I wish for someone to click my refferal link!

Granted, it's broke.
I wish he would stop asking EVERYONE to give money :( (No offense..)

you dont have to give money you just click the link ^_^


i wish tht alex had minecraft

Granted. My name IRL is Alex (coincidence :p) and I get minecraft.

I wish it's November already, a lot of games are released that month.

Granted, they all get delayed. (Please.. Everyone hope Skyrim doesn't get delayed :p )
I wish that the REAL ALEXhatena had Minecraft ^_^

granted, but he gets two copies ( oh noes! ) :p


i wish i had money

Hey, Nerz gimme one of your chocolate coins too? :p
I wish for a PM. (Pm's are always fun. :D)

granted.



i wish for a pm too!

Replied Granted.
I wish for an ACE!

Granted, but you lost the poker round

I wish to reply to myself on this thread.

Granted, but I make it look like you are talking to yourself! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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...anyways, I'll just wish for a slice of pizza then

granted but its all a dream


i wish to have a good dream tonight ( instead of teh nightmares D: )

Granted, you now have a nightmare day dream :boo:

I wish I wouldn't have dreamed of a scary snake :eek:

:p

Granted, now you dream about scary lizards

I wish for the next person's wish gets destroyed.

granted but oh noes! my wish now has to come true!


i wish for people to play my new forum game about quoting.

Granted. They are all trolls.

I wish for-*cut-off*

granted, celebrate! DODODOOOO!!!! YA! YA! YA! YA! DODO DO DOOO! DO DO DO DO DOOO DO DO !!! DOOO!!!!!! DO DOO!!! YAYAYAYAYYYYAAAAAAA!!LA LALA LALA LA LAAAAA!!




i wish or something for someone else. next poster, what do you want, ill wish it for you :p

Granted, I wish for nothing. :p

*Goes to another country* I wish for newer Tech. :D

The newer tech is located in a space ship.
I wish you weren't so busy, SGR, then we could start our project.

granted.......... but sgr will have to do that one herself.



i wish for that too

Granted, I un-busy then I get called and have to stop. :p

(I wish I weren't busy too lol.)

I wish that they'd be a new generation of internets text. :D

Granted... It SUCKS

Yeah it sucks...
















I wish for a new naughtydog game.

Granted, it's a remake of Uncharted 1, but the only thing it changed is that Nate now has a scar on his ear. :p

I wish for luck. :D

Granted, but you must hold this bunny's paw to have some luck. 100% luck not guaranteed.
I wish for machine that can I use to create LBP2 level with MY MIND!

Granted, time goes back into the past and you lose it all.. Muhahahahha!!!! :mad:

I wish I wasn't so cruel at times. :p

Granted, you become so nice that it's a nuisance and no one wants to be around you.

I wish I had a big plate of chicken fried steak, with mash potatoes and green beans with a home made yeast roll (I'm hungry right now)

Granted, it is in the form of a sandwich.
I wish that a fish who could wish for a dish could wish for some relish that comes with fried fish.

Granted, but through the whole process the fish rhymes as terribly as you do.

I wish for a tall glass of lemonade.

Granted the lemonade learns to rap, and you quickly discard it.
I wish to quickly retrieve arms from drawer.

Granted but once you retrieve the two arms, your arms fall off, and you only have some Elmer's glue to put the new ones on.

I wish for a pocket full of sunshine.