Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but when you reach to pull some of the sunshine out, it burns your hand.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, Seizing an opportunity aliens invade.

I wish neutrinos didn't go faster than light

Granted. Neutrinos goes faster than two lights. :D

I wish for some epicness...

Granted, you get shoop da woop'd in the face. Schark was never seen again...

I wish to bring schark back to life, because I'm feeling rather nice today.

Granted, he yells at you and makes you feel un-nice. :boo: (Jk Schark :p )

I wish I was famous. :D

Wish granted, but then the Lolcats revolt and it's all undone.
I wish I had some sugar for my pancakes.

granted, unfortunately it hadn't been processed yet, you here you are, a bundle of sugar cane

I wish I had a mini submarine

Granted, unfortunately you've bought it from Ikea and there is one part missing.

Granted. It melts once it touches the water.

I wish for a facepalm.

Granted *Facepalms you* (Except it was my foot :boo: )

I wish my air conditioned socks could handle shoes. :p

Granted, but when you try wearing them without shoes, smoke emits from the socks.

I wish for a 27th letter in the English alphabet.

granted, but it's unreadable

I wish I had A/C socks like SGR's

Granted, but they can't handle shoes ;)

I wish for termites.

Granted, but they eat your house.

I wish for a real Gears of War Lancer.

Granted, but it can't shoot....and it's just a worthless plastic replica that looks like a 6 year old could make in about an hour. (Not to undermine 6 year olds, but mainly focusing one who only went through basic schoolart classes and decided to work on it no longer than 60 minutes)

I wish termites ate my house :]

Granted, but then you realize you don't have a house, because termites already ate it. Also, they bring their friends the cockroaches over and they have a party that soon gets way out of hand and the police are called. You are brought in for questioning.

I wish for more coffee.

Granted, but it's spread over chunks of lard.

I wish for piggy doll

Granted, it comes to you in the form of bacon.

I wish for an orange soda.

Granted, but it turns out that it's just orange flavoured baking soda.

I wish for a family of puppies to come to my door so I can adopt them.

Granted, they have an evil side. :boo: (They're possessed D: (No offense to the puppies :) ))
I wish I had more time to relax. :eek:

:p

Granted, but while you're relaxing, you form into the shape of the couch.

I wish for syrup

Granted, but it's not Canadian Maple Syrup.

I wish I was more artistically inclined.

Granted, you start spray painting, from motivation and to become even better.....and then they lock you up.

I wish for a penny.

You are given twice the amount of pennies you asked for which just doesn't do.
I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GavinLBP

I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage

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What is this I don't even

So this dude shows up, and he decides to kick you in the shin.

http://washparkchiro.com/wp-content/...Noodle-Man.jpg

I wish for baby back ribs

Granted, but they are Human Ribs, so you are arrested for Cannibalism.

I wish for a Ring that grants wishes.

Granted, but it's a monkey's pay-type deal, so everything you wish for somehow goes wrong.

I wish for more games on my 3DS.

You get your games, play for too long, and go blind.
I wish people would understand my wishes sometimes.

Granted, now we understand them too much and we get bored and we don't grant it. :p

I wish my kitty didn't scratch me. :boo:

Granted. Instead, your kitty now bites you.

I wish my tablet pen would hurry up and arrive in the mail.

Granted, but just like my tablet pen, the tablet won't respond to actions made by the pen, only the touch controls, if that.

I wish for an Iron Fist.

Granted, but it punches you every time you speak.

I wish for a Time Machine that is fully functional and will never break, doesn't require a power-source, and can travel to any time I like within 3 seconds of me saying it, and it takes me with it.

Granted, but it also brings Richard Simmons with you wherever you go.

I wish for a vanilla coke.

Granted, a mento falls into it and it explodes in your face.

I wish for the Move Pack.

Granted, but your move controller (if you have one) breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish to be more musically talented.

Your wish is granted but on your amazing fifth world tour I upstage you.
I wish I hadn't tripped halfway through upstaging xero on her fifth world tour.

Granted, but instead you lose the guitar duel at the end of the show, unraveling your attempt to upstage me entirely!

I wish GavinLBP and I could tour together, making awesome music without the need to upstage each other.

Granted, but you can only play the nursing home circuit

I wish I had an attack eagle, trained to not attack me

Granted, but it attacks everyone you know and care about.

I wish the BF3 beta wasn't so darn buggy :\

granted but its no fun without bugs and everyone stops playing it :s

i wish for apple juice