Corrupt Wishes

Granted... :D You're an apple!
I wish I would have been caught up on the last 4 weeks of Annoying Orange. :boo:

granted but it left a cliff hanger and the creator couldnt finish ze series :)

i wish i could find the cable to charge my ps3 remote >:s

Wish granted, but for some unknown reason your controller ceases to work.
I wish these old buggers could appreciate some sweet rock and roll.

.. um.. gran.. ted?

i wish i new what the wish i just granted was.

Granted. You realize that you've made old people appreciate Rock and Roll music. However, they throw you into a mosh pit and you become winkley toe-jam.

I wish to master another language.

Wish granted. You gain a successful job as a translator for people across all topics and travel the world with those who have not the ability to speak the number of languages as fluent as you do. You get a family, and your life is brilliant. The most important moment of your career eventually arrives, involving an incident with an alien crash landing. On landing, you are sent as a master of languages to translate the alien's talking. You are getting along decently by applying the key rules of each language to the alien dialect...




...but I upstage you.

I wish alien dialects didn't use the rules of Gaelic, the most useless language in the history of useless languages.

granted but NO, BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER GUNNA WORK WAS IT? HUH! NOW GIVE. ME. THE MONEY!!!

i wish xero would join forces with gavin and attempt to take over my temple and fail for my own amusement.

Granted, sadly enough (for you three) I suck you all in The Void. :kz:
I wish for a battery.

granted, sadly enough, its a type that doesnt work in the void.

i wish nys wasnt being controlled by a hypnotist to capture one of his own team! D: ( he captured me )

Granted, but the hypnotist hypnotized you to capture your family.

I wish for a guardian beast that wouldn't attack me or anyone I know and care about.

Granted, but he attacks everyone else, and you get in trouble. Your guardian beast is to be put down.

I wish my PSP was compatible with my router!

Granted, but router fries your PSP.

Because of my monster,I wish I got out of jail legally, and my new, better monster would obey every single one of my commands.

Granted, but your new-found power eventually goes to your head, and you begin to abuse it, killing hundreds of innocents--landing you in jail again.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

Granted, but one of your wishes wishes for a black hole that sucks your wishes and it's own ability to be unlimited away.

I wish to be a cosmic, winged beast with a pure will and mind and invincibility so I can raise my reputation and become a world-known hero.

granted but you look like a giant troll face and explode with trollness and die.

i wish for an alliance.

Granted, but alliance makes you look bad.

I wish for everlasting purity.

Granted, but your untainted purity paints you as a target to those who would seek to corrupt you.

I wish Mm would release that Guitar costume item from the N-dubz video to the public.

Granted, but it turns out to be a flat object.

I wish for every superpower, invincibility, everlasting purity, and the ability to manipulate anyone mentally.

Granted, but the ability to manipulate people's minds conflicts and ultimately paradoxes your purity, resulting in a black hole consuming all.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, you easily offend them and they take over your home... and eventually the WORLD... OF POP MUSIC.

I wish to know how to RAP. (But I'm not a rapper)

Granted, but you know how to wrap instead and you get stuck in a rope wrapped around you.

I wish I lived in minecraft.

Granted, but you're doomed to be slain by creepers, experiencing the icy touch of death time and time again for eternity.

I wish I was an exceptional artist.

Granted, you accidentally break both your hands in arm wrestling so now you can't proceed to your Art. :boo:

I wish I could stay on YouTube all the time. :D

granted.......... but it gets bored of you and blocks you from using it *GASP* :O


i wish... you could stop my evil plans to rule the universe! MWAHAHAHAHAAA! *runs*

Granted. There is no catch--you just don't rule the universe anymore.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Granted, but bring sunblock. It's hot on the sun.

I wish that I didn't have a Smokey Bear ad at the bottom of my screen >.>. I really do.

Granted. But now it's an audio ad for Nyan cat.

I wish my levels got more plays.

Granted. But all the plays come from little kids and they immaturely rate down your levels and give then bad reviews.

I wish I could finish and publish my 50 different incomplete levels.

Granted.But everytime one is published, another published one is deleted.

I wish i had all DLC :)

Granted, but your PS3 RLODs and you need to get a new one. You upload your profile on the new PS3 but the DLC does not work. You own it... but you can't use it.

I wish to be happy and make others happy.

Granted, but everyone else is happier, so you're grumpy by compasrison.

I wish someone else granted my wishes other than xero!

Granted! Sackgirlsrule grants your wish. But wait, it's just xero in disguise!

I wish I was less tired.

Granted, but you never sleep, causing you to die.

I wish I was a god.

granted but---- WHHAAAAAAAAAA the small time you had being god, you disabled the ability to corrupt wishes! D: everyone run! our powers are useless!


i wish for a massive gun that would stop God V2 and return God V1 back to his/her/its throne!

Granted but they merged creating Godod.

I wish that there were no famines etc. in Africa! ^^

Granted. Everyone in North America become overly generous, donating all of their food to Africa.

America is now going through famines and is deemed a third-world country.

I wish I was in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Granted, the genie hurls you into spaaaaaaaaace with no space suit. You blow up.

I wish I had a magic bag that never gets empty of Good, Quality, non stale, non rancid snacks. I reach in and pow, popcorn. I reach in and boom! beef jerky

Granted, but you lost it ^^

I wish i could divide 0 by infinity and get 1

Granted, but this new concept bewilders and confuses the World's top scientists. You inadvertently spawn an unfathomable controversy that quickly turns to panic. Rioting and looting ensue is larger cities, and in smaller areas, raping and pillaging. The end is neigh, and it's all your fault.

I wish AVG anti-virus would stop telling me things that aren't viruses, are.