Time to get this running again.
I wish for more activity here. :cool:
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Time to get this running again.
I wish for more activity here. :cool:
granted, but all the activity is from spam bots
I wish I weren't hungry
Granted, you're now stuffed with food and got extremely fat.
I wish for a Dancing Rock.
granted, it tab dances on your face at 70 mph
I wish these fights (UFC) would hurry and start
Granted, you stand up against them.
I wish for a
dont we all, but its never gunna happen
i wish for a double ______
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I wish for a Tripple Burrito!
Granted, but you pass gas so much you repel everyone you know.
I wish for the power of super speed.
Granted, but you can't control it. While running at the speed of sound one day, you trip, and end up as a smear on the ground.
I wish I had a camera with a high enough exposure to capture said moment in glorious HD.
Granted, you'll get 1000 years after it happened.
I wish for a Taffey's Time Machine.
Granted, it can only travel .00000000000000000000000000001 seconds in time every 10 years
I wish I had an ice cream cone
Granted, here.. *Licks all the ice cream off it* Here ya' go! *Gives it to you* *runs* :p
I wish I had candy. :D
Granted, but it's sewage flavored.
I wish for a rollercoaster that goes around the world, 5 times.
Granted, but after the fifth revolution the track begins to suffer from metal fatigue. The track begins to buckle and fall apart at the seams, collapsing from underneath you. You try to scream as you fall to your doom, but the frigid air clings to your lungs and silences you. You have just enough time for your life to flash before your eyes before coming to an abrupt stop at ground level.
I wish I could find the motivation to get things done.
Granted, now you have nothing to do yet so much motivation left so you go crazy... :boo:
I wish I could spend more time on here.
granted.. but the the site shuts down.
i wish for new art pencils. old ones ruined. why are my class at school STILL so immature?
Granted, but your class at school isn't any more mature, so you soon find your new art pencils ruined as well.
I wish my laptop had infinite battery life, still had its quad-core processor, but also had the graphics capabilities to run Skyrim on max settings.
granted but someone throws a cat at it and it blows up O_O
i wish to escape from this cage :s
granted but it will be even worse outside
i wish everything would stay as it is
Granted, but at the year 2012, aliens attacked us and has taken Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by aleparad
I wish that my blueberries weren't so cold.
Granted, instead they are so old
I wish my foot hadn't fallen asleep
Granted; it had fallen off.
I wish I had a wish to wish.
Granted, but you just wished it.
I wish for an endless ocean of shreddies.
granted that would be awesome!.. um but.. err.... you dont get to go in it for the first 10 mins it was opened... but after that your allowed in.
dang, I wish nerz had wished a wish so that I could corrupt said wish
granted. he wishes for wish for a wish for a wish and so on forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by biorogue
I wish for a Rainbow balloon.
Aww! It floats into a cactus
I wish I had a new cell phone
granted. but on the side of it, it says, owned by the Grim reaper.Quote:
Originally Posted by biorogue
I wish for a pet knight~
Granted, but he call for the entire knight army and they all trample you under their metal boots.
I wish for a box. :P
Granted, but the box is filled with water, and it falls apart.
I wish that the Internet Censorship Bill does not pass.
Granted, but your are censored from saying anything, so when you accidentally fell into a canyon, no one could understand a word you were saying, and you just lay at the bottom of that canyon and went into a coma.(wut)
I wish for a gold mine.
wish granted, but before i read what you wrote someone hacked you and edited your quote to "i wish for someone to not corrupt my wish" so i had to grant the wish but my brother punched me in the face and changed what i wrote then corrupted your wish :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ConfusedCartman
granted but WHAAA-
i wish for a box also
granted, the box comes to life and eats you
I wish my level was already made
Granted, but it's been made by someone else!
I wish were not blind.
Granted, but your eyeballs catch on white fire.
I wish there was no such thing as deafness.
If I could move, I'd grant your wish, but sadly, I, like everyone else on the planet now, am paralyzed. ;_;
I wish for GLaDOS' intelligence.
Granted, but with it, comes her insanity.
I wish that life could always be happy, and that problems both ethereal and worldly were a thing of the past.
granted but then we couldnt play this forum-game
i wish i was an angel