Corrupt Wishes

granted but NO

i wish for the area in time of which this thread was created to be erased :o

Granted, I get depressive and kill myself. :( Bye Nerz
I wish for Nerz to undo his wish, I don't wanna die. D:

Granted. But you are still depressed.

I wish for fish. :arg:

Granted, but you regret not learning to fish instead when you go hungry after you've eaten your only fish.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but they suddenly twist their wings and pig-pile on you.

I wish I had an army of mind-controlled basilisks.

Granted, they're controlled by you Arch-Enemy, goodbye, InventingKing. :D
I wish for a stick.

Granted, but someone steals your stick and hits you with it !!

I wish a very attractive woman was waiting in my bedroom when I get home !!! lol

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I wish for ponies. :p

Granted. They bite you.^^

I wish to be immortal.

Granted, but the belligerent biting ponies bequeath your benevolence by becoming a bastion of harmony, the bane of your immortality.

I wish to accrue mastery of the English language.

Granted, But you talk LYK DIS!
I wish 4 pancakes.

Granted. They were made over 9000 years ago.

I wish for summer now.

granted, you miss Christmas.

I WISH I CAN PAY MORE ATTENTION TO LBP

Granted, You do H4H!
I wish for a tisue

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for something that can be wished for.

granted, you wished for a bag of trash

I wish for more apple pie

Granted, but it looks like it grew legs, ran a marathon through a sewer filled with toxic waste made in 560 B.C., (if that is possible), jumped into a riot, and fell out of a plane into a gasoline factory.

I wish for an oxygen molecule.

granted, it's the size of an elephant. You suffocate

I wish a pound of bacon

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for a-*dies*

Granted. The "a" turns in to "alive" now.

I wish for more pizza.

Granted but the pizza is over cooked and burned ! :D he he he

I wish I could go invisible !

Granted, but one day, you walk into the streets, and you get run over by a semi truck.

I wish I was extraordinarily smart.

Granted but you become too smart for the human race and they have to kill you ! he :)

I wish that college is cancelled tomorrow !

granted, it's cancelled for your funeral

I wish I had a brand new 55 inch tv

Granted. It explodes, causing the death of all people and global destruction. :]

I wish for a LBP2 platinum trophy...

Granted, but it fries your PS3 and hacks the entire PSN.

I wish for a nuke that would blow me up. XD

Granted. You are in hell because you killed a Purple Fluffy Kitten while exploding.

I wish for some good music. :D

Granted.

I wish for new GOOD music. :D

lol xD

Granted. You get Justin Bieber...

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I wish for some good food. :D

Granted. (munch.....munch munch.... munch munch) Here you go.

I wish for a snowflake.

Granted, but it's accompanied by 500,000,000,000,000 more snowflakes.

I wish for some delicious chicken.

Granted.. *Gives you a chicken with feathers on it*.

I wish for a singing kitty cat. :D

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Originally Posted by xero

Granted, but it's accompanied by 500,000,000,000,000 more snowflakes.

I wish for some delicious chicken.

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500,000,000,000,000 snowflakes? That's actually an improvement! XD I get snowed in!

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Originally Posted by Sackgirlsrule

Granted.. *Gives you a chicken with feathers on it*.

I wish for a singing kitty cat. :D

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Granted, it's sings so badly, your ears turn inside-out, jump off your head, and run all the way to the opposite side of the world.

I wish for a dry blizzard.

Granted, but it melts into wet water.

I wish to be, the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted. You are the best for 1 second. POW!

I wish for some stuff...

granted, here's your bag of "stuff" *hands you a bag of cow manure*

I wish for a stack of pancakes

Granted.. *Chump, chump* *hands you one pancake* *licks the syrup off of it*.

I wish for a blackberry. :D

granted, it's not the phone though, it's the fruit

I wish I had a bowl of raspberries, yum!

Granted!! You get the new phone "Raspberry". Unlimited texting.. :D

I wish for a new CD.

Granted, it's made of uranium and it seems to be pulsating.....uh-oh (runs) 15 seconds later....'BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!' it expodes.

I wish I could explode. XD