Granted. You explode, and lose the ability to explode (or do anything, for that matter, because you've exploded and are now dead).
I wish vectoring didn't take countless painstaking hours to complete.
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Granted. You explode, and lose the ability to explode (or do anything, for that matter, because you've exploded and are now dead).
I wish vectoring didn't take countless painstaking hours to complete.
Granted, but you find yourself doing it in a continuous loop for the rest of your life.
I wish for the universe to be nuked and everything in it.
Granted, you're the only one who dies. :p
I wish I was better at drawing ...
granted, but you can only draw conclusions
I wish I had a big bowl of chili. strike that. I wish all my wishes didn't have something to do with food
Granted, you literally take on the form of anything you eat.
I wish that everything in the universe was uncorruptable.
Granted, but everything becomes hallowed ground. Unicorns and rainbows become indigenous to all corners of the universe. Unicorns are carnivores who prey on the blood of the innocent.
I wish I had Mario Kart 7!
Granted, but all the characters come out of the video game with their karts and run you over until you are as flat as sliced paper. (wut)
I wish I was eaten by a behemoth.
but...but..why? Oh well, your wish is my command. Alakazaam! Granted, but you stay alive the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME. and pass through the beast's digestive track and well, you know what happens then.
I wish I could stretch my arms to the length of 20 feet.
Granted. It hurts.
I wish for a time maschine.
granted, but the way you pronounced it, the genie thought you said "mashing" and you spend all of time being mashed
I wish I knew what was going on
Me too.
I wish I had corrupted Bio's wish. :p
i dont, and what i say, goes. O_O
I wish for a sleek spacecraft, small-ish after-burners with.. hmmm.. yea, yea go with the bistromatics drive. why not. treat myself. OH! and doors that dont talk.
Granted, but it's already on a course to the sun....
I wish I couldn't finish creating a level *reverse Psychology*
Granted.
I wish for DnB.
Granted, but I misheard you and got something called "DnP".
I wish for... a calculator.
granted, you receive a healthy dose of Doing nothing Boritus, a new disease the Genie just made up. With this disease all you can do is sit in one spot and blink and breath, that's it.
I wish I could just look at my tv screen and lbp could read what's in my mind and build my level. cause it'd be awesome if I knew how to build it.
Granted, all you think is 42 ...42 ...42 ... 42 ...
I wish for ... Something.
granted. (Produces a Something that eats your face)
I wish for a Scythe
Granted, it chops your head of.
I wish for a tiger.
Granted, you get Snowflake. (Dead Rising 2 Reference).
I wish for The Last Of Us. :D
Granted, but you accidentally break the disk in half.
I wish for a harmonious milkshake.
Granted and thanks!
*Drinks milkshake*
I wish for money, that way I can FINALLY buy a new game. :grr:
In a rather strange incident, all games spontaneously combust, and games companies declare that they are no longer making any more games.
I wish for my next level to be MM picked.
Granted! But You Become A vegetable and therefore feel compelled to stop playing LBP.
I wish upon a star.
Granted, but since you were vague in your description of the word "star", with wish granter interprets to be a variation of the word "celebrity", and thus decides to send you Kerry Katona (non UK folk won't know who she is... and you're better off because of it) in a nicely wrapped package.
I wish the rubbish weather would stop!
Granted, now rubbish appears out of nothing in your house.
I wish for even more awesomeness for me and all my friends.
Granted, But I am added to your friends list.
I wish Ali would make a new level!
(and i know who kerry katona is :( )
(You still haven't send a friend request. :mad:)
Granted, but its worse than my first PSP level.
I wish for Valview to send a friend request on PSN. :)
Granted, but you're profile gets deleted.
I wish that it would rain delicious non-acid chocolate
Granted, but you catch some in a glass, drink the glass (literally), throw the remaining chocolate milk over your shoulder, and it explodes. In an explosion. With fire.
I wish I wasn't exploded by chocolate milk.
Granted, you're now exploded by a bomb.
@Vale: You should send Nys a request. It's awesome having him on your list because then your friend's list is %190 more awesome. :D
I wish Vale would send Nys a request.
Granted, but because nys seems to be obligated to accept this request, he gets nervous, and switches forums. Vale is now a sad sack. (no pun intended, although I guess it works so it is intended now that I notice it.....)
You monster.
I wish for moar dental floss.
Granted, but you are overwhelmed with the amount of floss, so much so that you get tangled up in a huge mess.
I wish for BWFC to stay in the Premier League this season.
I've started with the soundtrack, but haven't started the actuall level yet :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Valeview
Is that ok? ;)
Granted, I think.
I wish for MOAR candy.
Discord in disguise. >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by xero
I've sent the corrupted wish via PSN >: D
I wish some people would as nys about it ;)
Edited....?
:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Valeview
I wish for Valeview to edit his post, then I can edit mine. :D
Granted, but you haven't realized i've edited it ;)
I wish i had a clue what you were on about...
granted, you become disgusted at what he is on about and go insane.
I wish I could travel in and out of TV shows.
Granted, but you can only travel into a soap opera or talk show. Also only in the middle of real gunfire( literally, between the gun and the target).
I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!
(come on, someone had to say it)
EDIT:Awwww, you published at the same time as me Sackgirlsrule, oh well.
Granted, but when you get in, Smallville is cancelled forever and you're trapped forever with nothing to do.
Wish is the same as above.
(There, you have the reply spot now. :) )Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorAce626
Granted, but you lose it.
I wish Christmas was here already. :D