Wut? :p
Anyway, granted but its the worst christmas EVAR! :(
I wish for ... Points. :D
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Wut? :p
Anyway, granted but its the worst christmas EVAR! :(
I wish for ... Points. :D
Granted, but they are the points of spikes right where you're about to fall.
I wish that what I said was Bunny Bread.
Granted, its you and you're eaten, I think ...
I wish MOAR wishes.
Granted, but all your extra wishes are ignored. You only get one wish.... thems the rules :p
I wish for something amazingly fantastic to happen to me, with absolutely no negative consequences whatsoever. :D
Granted, you DO realize its reverse day again, do you? :p
I wish for distortion.
Granted! but you become so distorted you cannot think straight.
I ish i had a witty joke for the next wish.
Granted, but someone else beats you to the punch.
I wish someone else beats you to the punch.
you get.. yea thats right a- 3 course meal
i wish for many, many many things
Granted, but they're constantly out of your reach.
I wish for a twix bar.
Granted, but you're in russia, and in russia, the twix eats you.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but instead of getting nothing, you have nothing.
I wish I had stuff.
Granted, but the stuff is inside of you.
I wish I would explode.
Granted...do I really need to corrupt that?
I wish you'd taught of something better!
Granted, but he hasn't taught you proper English!
I wish spelling errors and typos were non-existent.
mee tu
i wishh fore som cakee
Granted..... but the cake is a lie!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, had to be done :))
I wish that everybody in the world was nice to each other, and there was no mean horrible people.
Granted, all the people explode. (If theres nobody, they can't be mean too each other.)
I wish for three genies.
Granted, they are actually efreets that chase you down all over the world.
I wish that the universe and everything in it (yes, including me) was non-existent.
Granted...but everything instantly comes back, except you.
I wish I had used proper english and grammeer by proofreading my sentance.
Granted, you're dislectic tho.
I wish for an 'X' in every post.
Granted, dude.
Every post x.
I wish bananas would be the first things to discover the cure for cancer.
Granted X. But is accompanied by a pesky Y...... X.
I wish that this wish went as well as I wished it would.
granted, but it is the only letter in every post
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Edit: Sniped by two people?! D:
Granted, but bananas cause brain damage instead.
I wish that I wasn't sniped
Granted. Your flying potato is now fully operational and will devour rainbows at 34 o'clock eastern time.
I wish that people would have seen my previous wish so it could be corrupted. :)
Granted, but no one does anything about it.
I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
Granted. But I also corrupt YOUR MIND!!!!!! MWUHAHAHA!
I wish that someone would tell me how much wood a woodchuck chucks, if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood.
No. :p
I wish for a riddle.
Granted, but you can never find the answer.
If a horse is carrying a glockenspiel across the United States and throws it to Antarctica, then when will Santa eat your face.
I wish that I can haz teh cheezburgerz.
Granted, but there's no cheese on it, no pickles, no onion, no ketchup, no mustard, and no burger.
Here, have a bun!! *Breaks off a piece of it for a kitten*. :p
I wish I finished my story today. :D
Granted, but it's only one sentence long.
I wish that I could cause anything to self-destruct and then re-materialize.
Granted, but the switch jams.
I wish that poeple know stuff.
Granted, but you misspelled people and the wish failed.
I wish for food.
Granted, but it's your least favourite food.
I wish people loved me.
Granted, you're Gilda the Griffon, three punks love you, the rest hates you. :p
I wish for nine rocks.
Granted, but they're thrown at you.
I wish that something interesting and bad would happen to nys.......
I thought the objective was to corrupt a wish, not improve it!Quote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
Granted, but the same fate befalls you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valeview
I wish for a delicious burrito.
Granted but you can't have it.
I wish I wasn't so nervous.
Granted, now you're afraid.
I wish I was thrown off a cliff by a reindeer dressed like Santa.
Granted.
I wish for ultima drawing skillz of awesome awesomeness.
Check the EDIT. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by xero
Granted, but nobody appreciates your artistic skill.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
I wish for this wish to not be granted.