Granted. :D
I bike for a wish.
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Granted. :D
I bike for a wish.
Granted, you don't get one.
I wish I didn't need to double post to get thid game played again. :/
Granted, but you need to triple-post instead.
I wish for an MM pick on any of my levels.
Granted, MM lieks it, the rest of the world doesn't. muhahahahaha. :p
I wish you could read this. <--- Apparently he couldn't. :p
Wish?
I wish for a 55 inch flatscreen TV that is NOT BROKEN!
Highlight it. :D
Granted, you drop it after you recieve it.
I wish for a fish, and a dish for that fish.
Granted, you are arrested for copyrighting my dishes and fishes.
I wish that the lines at Fry's Electronics weren't so long :(
granted, but the lines no longer exist because they went out of business
I wish I had a flying fish
Granted, but it flies away.... never to be seen again.
I wish Aliens would visit us to show us their awesome dance moves.
Granted. One of their dances involve biting... off your head.
I wish next year will be better.
Granted, it will be better for me, for you on the other hand ... ;)
I wish I could relive the awesome moments from 2011.
no, time travel isnt on this planet. were to primitive they say. too stupid, too underdeveloped they say.. * walks off mumbling angrily *
i wish for a hover craft made of fruit bread.
Granted, but you get hungry and eat an essential component while hovering over a large body of water. You are stranded.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Granted. Turns out you killed a puppy instead. Oops.
I wish I could see the stars at night.
Granted, but you're about to run into one and burn!
I wish for people to stop spamming.
Granted, but spammers bury you alive with Spam. (lolwut?)
I wish for............................................... .................................................. .....................................nothingness.
Granted. But by wishing for nothing, you're still wishing for something. /paradox
I wish Chris Farley wasn't dead.
granted but.. well i cant do that now can i? im not god. and god wouldnt even agree with bringing back the dead anyway.
i wish someone would save me. this fruit bread's absorbent.... brings it in like a sponge....
Granted. Fruit flies are sent to your rescue, though they'd rather save the nutrients in the bread,,.
I wish I had a burst of ideas so I can finish-up my story.
Granted, it ends up a Bestseller.
(That's right, I'm corrupting the rules instead of the wish!
WH4T NOW!?)
I wish to get those last 100 Rubiks Cube algorithms into my head already.
Granted, you forget them instantly.
I wish for "Numbah warZ"
Granted, NUMBER 336! plus you win the war, but then you take an arrow to the knee.
I wish that the guu behind me made a wish.
granted, He wished you would forget how to spell "guy" and would forever spell it "guu"
I wish my keyboard was edible
(sorry, I forgot)
Granted, but you don't like the taste.
I wish the floor would make me a sammich.
Granted, but the floor is dirty, and so is your sammich.
I wish that I had more motivation.
Granted, but it's motivation to commit suicide...
I wish for a cuddly cat.
granted, you become allergic to cuddly cats
I wish I had a large pizza
Granted, but before you can eat it the dentist pulls all your teeth.
I wish for a magic wand.
Granted, but you don't know any spells.
I wish my iPod wasn't 2G, so apple wouldn't abandon me.
Granted, now it's 0G(it's broke).
I wish for some Cheeze-Bowz to appear.
Granted, they appear in the trash.
I wish for a lifetime supply of pizza and mac-and-cheese.
granted, but they're plastic
I wish I had some popcorn
Granted, but it's old popcorn from the tree from Christmas 2005. :p
I wish for the Rascal Flatts CD now!! (Rascal Flatts Changed) :D
Granted, it's the pirated Ras-Kal Flattz jug band music
I wish I could control the TV with my mind
Granted but you can only have one channel and it's your worst nightmare.
I wish I could be the next poster.
Granted,.....WAITWUT?!?!!?!?
But,but,but,but....WHAT!!!!
(who...am...I...)
I wish I was myself again.
Granted, but you falter under your own self realization, spiraling into a never-ending state of fear and doubt. The weight of your own self-destructive ethos crushes your will, leaving you in an aphotic state of limbo, where existence and non-existence coagulate.
I wish upon a star.
Granted, you get Red K Kal-El.
I wish for Smallville season 11. :D
granted, but it's condensed into one 10 sec clip
I wish I would get off of here and go to BED!