Corrupt Wishes

Gramted but when you fall asleep you vividly dream you are still here wanting to get off and go to bed.

I wish I was 10 years younger.

Granted, you are now ten years younger than Betty White.

I wish that the moon was made out of cheese.

Granted, you can't reach it.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted, but it's ten years old and is powered by steam.

I wish for a Tron lightcycle.

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you sit on it.

I wish I was a pie.

Granted, but then someone eats you.

I wish I didn't eat so much pie.

Granted, now you eat too much grass.

I wish that I could eat myself

Granted, you're starving, so you eat your mouth.

I wish for a pet monkey. (And don't corrupt this wish with allergies again.)

ok, granted, he's rabid

I wish I had an ultralight

Granted, but you get hungry and eat it.

I wish that I already knew everything that school has to offer me.

Granted, you're school can't offer anything.

I wish for MM to have more than 20 level slots for LBP2.

Granted, but you can't published anything that's not related to learning how to add.

I wish that I could win the game.

Granted. But after winning the game, you head into a downward spiral. Spending your winnings on gambling, excessive alcohol and drug intake, and ladies of the night. This leads you to a state of depression, which eventually leads to you being sent to Arkham Asylum for some reason.

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted, your eternal happiness spans over the time you break a law.

I wish that I could spend an entire day with an infant because they're so cute.

Granted, but you have to change its diaper and it vomits on you numerous times.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted.

An extra hour is added to each day. Unfortunately, it's an extra work hour! :(

I wish that the person below me, gets his/her wish granted.

Granted, but you just started a paradox, according to this game.

I wish for less homework.

Granted, you'll get x3 tomorrow.
I wish for BB-code to make this visible.

Wow, I wish that Nys, a forum games veteran, would have made a wish

Granted, but it's a paradox wish.

I wish for ice cubes that won't make the drink taste different, but still make it cold!

Granted, you'll have to get it on top of the Mount Everest.
I wish for eternal doom in the vicinity of Yellowdets Moon. (Just grant it, don't corrupt.)

Granted, but he quickly put up a "I am rubber, you are glue" sign and the doom went to your moon.

I wish my car could fly

Granted, but you fly it straight into the void and are never seen again.

I wish that my eyes were black holes.

Granted, you meet your best friends and they get sucked in! Oh no!!!

I wish for a trip to the MM building.

Granted but when you get there it's closed for renovations.

I wish for a fantastic vacation.

granted. you vacation at the spot where the filmed the credits to the Fantastic Four movie

I wish The Hobbit was out now.

Granted, it sucks. :p
I wish for ... Pudding! =3

Granted, but it's tapioca! :cry:

I wish I had the time to go get Resident Evil Revelations for 3DS!

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish that it would rain doom upon the universe. DOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Granted, but it rains only on you. Oh snap!

I wish I had enough money for both a PSVita and LBP for the PSVita.

Granted, but that's all the money you have. You don't earn any more money for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a date for Valentine's Day. (Yes I know.... forever alone :p)

Granted, she's ugly.

I wish for an iPad that is not broken and that I don't immediately drop (because I have gotten both of those before with different items)!

Granted, but Apple confiscates it because they think you're unworthy.

I wish that my head would implode upon itself.

Granted, but then you die, obviously.

I wish for 30 minute episodes of shows that are normally an hour long (specifically "Chopped").

granted, they show the credits for 30 minutes

I wish I hadn't have missed the final episode of Chuck

Granted, the TV/computer/whatever you're watching it on cuts off all the good parts.

I wish for nothing.

and that's what you get. you float around the nothingness all alone for ever and ever

I wish I had a dime for every time someone says, "Well paint my britches"

Granted, everyone stops saying it.

I wish that I would be more famous in LBP than I am now.

Granted. Everyone who knows you is a hater.

I wish for diamonds.

Granted, but a large diamond mine is discovered and diamonds lose all value.

I wish for a sammich.