Corrupt Wishes

Granted, they speak Indian.

I wish that I had a HW-138 Bot to do my homework.

Granted, but he does your english rather than french.

I wish i was Mnniska.

Granted, but Mm is so jelly of your creating skills you are banned forever.

I wish I could read minds at my will!

Granted, however you can only read minds of the strong such as Jabba the Hutt and other like-minded scum.

I wish that i was bounty hunting scum.

Granted, but you're literally scum. You're a blob of gunk that hunts bounties.

I wish I could use real-life cheat codes.

Granted, except you can only use these real life cheat codes on things that are so easy that they do not require cheats.

I wish twitter was renamed Doritos.

Granted, but a troll eats the site. :hero:

I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but a man caught and fried you.

I wish to know what I should wish.

Granted, the wish was to get squashed by spikes. :S

I wish I got to eat pizza for every meal.

Granted, it's VEGETARIAN-ONLY PIZZAS. THE AGONY.

I wish I was a genie.

Granted, except the only wishes you can grant are to cheesy Disney characters that are hopeless without you. (Life sucks.)

I wish i could finally reach my third http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/ima...tation_pos.png.

Granted, it's a radioactive http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/ima...tation_pos.png and explodes your profile. No more LBPCentral for you, mister!

I wish something would happen around here.

Granted. You died.

I wish Halloween would come sooner.

Granted, but no LBP haloween pack released :boo:

I wish I had all LBP rares.

Granted, your rare prize crown is radioactive. (Why do I like blowing up other people's wishes? :hero:)

iWish for an iWish app on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.

Wish granted, except it s called FreeAppADay and you know that everybody voted for Angry Birds yet its still $0.99 on the App Store (Free on the Google Play Store :))

I wish Apple's Head Honcho got all crazy and made a new company to compete with Apple called Banana.

Granted, but another competitor, "Orange", also competes.

I believe I can fly!

Uh, granted... except the wish is incoherent and dysfunctionally misplaced.

I wish that L1N3R1D3R would make wishes rather than crude attempts at flying.

Granted, he wishes for all things good in the world. But all those wishes get corrupt, and so the universe is depleted of goodness.

I wish for SCP to be real.

Granted, but it is blown up to pieces by AL Qaeda.

I wish I was an indestructible dancing dragon.

Granted, but the only dance you can do is the chicken dance.

I wish I were an assassin, like Ezio

Granted, however you are forced to be an assassin in post-modern America, thus making it next to impossible to complete your missions.

I wish for a new forum game to be started.

Granted. It's called "Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways".

I wish I had a thong three sizes too small.

I don't.

Granted, however it is 3 sizes AND THEN SOME!!!!

I wish it wasnt raining all the time.

Granted, it's blizzarding all the time instead.

I wish for a banana.

Granted. It are eaten.

I wish I had more people to put into my Halloween story...

Granted, but one of them is Slenderman


I wish I could draw Anime/Manga

Granted. Japan loves it so much that you can't leave your private secret island without 150 or so japanese stalkers bothering you.

I wish that Gravity Rush had a better final boss

Granted. He makes you obey the laws of physics (for once)... that are comparable to the inner-core of Jupiter (in short, you are crushed, like one of those rabbits your neighbor accidentally ran over).

I wish farts didn't have such pungent smells associated with them.

Granted, now they contain a deadly smell-free gas!

I wish to corrupt the wish of who will corrupt mine.

Granted, but only if you post under me...

I wish that the user above doesn't corrupt my wish =P

Granted, but the user below does!

I wish my dreams were real.

Granted, your dreams were to be eaten by a huge potato.

I wish I would've corrupted @TheUltraDeino's wish.

Granted, but your double post comes back to haunt you!

I wish for a Negativitron-themed vac.

Granted, it sucks you in! :rolleyes:

I wish for @TheUltraDino to do skydiving with me.

Granted. but TheUltraDino is too heavy to fit in the plane and you all crash into the Pacific ocean

I wish that I can shapeshift

Granted, but you shapeshift into a bomb and you explode.

I wish I could have LittleBigPlanet Karting now.

Granted, however it has children's writing on tape that says "LittleBIGPlanet Karting" and once removed reveals the truth: It's ModNation Racers :(

i wish for a painfully hilarious new viral video to go live on YouTube within 30 minutes.

Granted, BUT IT WAS 29.9 NINE SECONDSSSSSS!!!!!

I wish that I didn't forget to wish a wish before editing this post.

Granted, however once you remember to wish a wish, you immediately become incompetent.

I wish for a pony, lion, and a pair of socks.