Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the Lion and Pony gang up on you while wearing your socks

I wish for LittleBigNation KartRacers

Granted, however the game becomes extremely overpriced at $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and you cannot afford it until you are in your deathbed.

I wish that potatoes were legal.

Granted, but only in Canada

I wish I were a Lawyer

Granted. Your client always gets guilty.

I wish that I can read Japanese.

Granted. Irrelevantly, you are trampled by elephants.

I wish for the power to enslave the human race.

Granted, but then I consume you and you become one with the void.

I wish I was even MORE evil than I am <3

Granted, you become so evil that you become good

I wish to crate a time paradox

Granted. You were never born

I wish I were a Sackperson

Granted, unfortunately, there's an infinite checkpoint behind you.
And you're surround by electricity for miles.

I wish for an IRL popit

Granted. Only it's filled with never ending community crap prizes (FR33 C0STUMES!!1!)

I wish Outlaw-Jack had a Minigun

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Granted, but only in Canada

I wish I were a Lawyer

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I IS IN CANADA :3

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ON TEH TOPEC

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Granted. However Outlaw-Jack uses it against you and hands it to RockSauron. RockSauron then shoots Outlaw-Jack in the face and runs away, having his dream of being the most evil person in the world fulfilled and nothing turns against him to eliminate him, thus destroying humanity, Cthulu, Harrison Ford, and all other figures of Badassery.

i wish for ALL the things.

Granted, but they're all stolen by Hobos wielding shotguns.

I wish that Outlaw-Jack would kill Rocksauron from the grave

Granted, however after killing him he resurrects everybody as zombies.

I wish for snow in my house.

Granted, but you have a snow golem throwing snowballs at you every second of every day.

I wish I had Outlaw-Jack's Hat

Granted. However, I shoot you in the face and get it back.

And what's with this "me killing Rock" crap? He IS a necromancer, you know... and he probably would shoot me in the face with my own minigun- BACK ON TOPEK.

I wish apples weren't covered in a waxy sheen.

Granted. The sheen is now slimy.

I wish I had a Katana

Granted, it's stolen from a ninja. Said ninja is preparing to have his revenge. Said ninja also has 20 years of training. Good luck!

I wish for a ninja bodyguard

Granted, however, he is the same one who attempted to take his revenge on me. I have bribed him with instant noodles to be the worst bodyguard ever. To put it simply, he's worse than a Hobo

I wish I had an Otsel (Daxter thingy)

Granted. It becomes hostile and attacks you

I wish for a rocket-powered lawn chair

Granted, however on your flight to Hawaii, you run out of fuel and crash on an island with an active volcano.


I wish Rocksauron was a walnut.

Granted, but he's such an evil walnut that he becomes a HUGE EVIL WALNUT MONSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and destroies earth.

I wish for someone to say something nice about me.

Granted, he says ''something nice about me'' and then turns into rotten bacon.

I wish for a LBP Cap.

Granted, it says "LPB", standing for either "LittlePlanetBig" or "LittlePigBlanet".

I wish for a yellow construction hat.

Granted, but its a demon hat.

I wish for potato pie to become popular.

Granted. It has become popular... as a disguise for I.E.D.s, which you are mistakenly about to consume...

I wish it got cooler.

Granted, but the sun came closer and the earth burned. Whooops.

I wish mail was faster

Granted, it flies at 300 mph at your face. And it was your new TV.

I wish for symmetry. .yrtemmys rof hsiw I.

Granted, however due to symmetry, there are lots of car accidents. You were in all of them.

I wish I had a Vita

Granted, but Sony discontinued it and released the PS3DVita Deluxe Edition. And they aren't compatible

I wish I had less homework

Granted. As a result, you have more tests.

I wish Outlaw-Jack were even more awesome (is that even possible?)

Granted, but the awesome-o-meter is a pressure dial and not a thermometer, making him go all the way back to un-awesome. :(

I wish the awesome-o-meter was a thermometer and not a pressure dial.

Granted, you burn into ashes because of your heat.

I wish for a graham cracker.

Granted, however it's a RockSauron™ Brand Graham cracker, therefore it has shards of sharp iron in it, along with poisonous and hazardous waste.

I wish to become manager of Mm.

Granted, but MM is sold to Zynga.

I wish for a Portal Gun

Granted. You start to infinite fall, then the gun malfunctions, making it so you can't escape your infinite fall.

I wish I had a pet turret.

Granted, but it thinks you're a test subject.

I wish for a monkey

Granted, however he is a butler (EVIL).

I wish for donuts.

Granted, they are made of vegetables.

I wish for bacon

Granted, however it is made of the rump of a zombie (therefore rotten) rather than the rump of a pig.

I wish for Authentic Cloud Storage for FREEEEEEEEE!

Granted, your data flies to the sky and you can't retrieve it back.

I wish I could travel to the moon