Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but its Jupiter's moon, so it takes a lifetime to get there.

I wish i didnt have to work to get paid.

Granted, you pay to work now.

I wish for a burning Team Captain (?)

granted, but the captain, well... is burning metaphorically.

I wish for more forum games.

Granted. The next one is a forum game you can't participate in.

I wish this laxative would start working already.

Granted, but nasty things happen. And lots of pain.

I wish History was easier.

Granted, there is no history, therefore it cant repeat itself, therefore nothing exists.

I wish math was easier.

Granted, but then nothing is logical, therefore the universe explodes and collapses and implodes. All at once.

I wish I actually understood Language.

Granted, but It's the wrong language.

I wish for a 32 GB PSVita memory card.

Granted, but it corrupts all your data.

I wish for corrupt data.

Granted, but it gets confused and gives you dorrupted cata.

I wish for super powers.

Granted, your power is blowing yourself up.

I wish for a cool Glass of Dr. Pepper.

Granted, the pepper-thesiologist is angry at you putting him in the refrigerator. (lol see wut I did thar?)

I wish for Mario to shake my hand.

Granted, however Mario is killed immediately after touching your hand, therefore Nintendo goes bankrupt, no new Mario games are made and the gaming industry crumbles.

I wish for the new Farming Simulator game.

Granted, you must get a bajillion coins to unlock a cow.

I wish for a good picture of me.

Granted, Me sends you a good picture of himself.

I wish for a photobooth for LBP

You get it, but all pictures taken are lost and cant be saved.

I wish Microsoft makes MM4 for PC (I know, not very good, but I like so much!)

Granted, but... it sucks :p

I wish for new sticker packs.

Granted, it's a new Justin Bieber sticker pack.

I wish for a new music pack that's not Justin Bieber.

Granted, its 1 Direction.

I wish for a new Forum Skin.

Granted, but it crashes the servers forever.

I wish for the gaming forum to be more lively

Granted, you are banned from them for being to active.

I wish for Doctor Octopus to star in a new hit sitcom.

Granted, but the sitcom goes bankrupt.

I wish for 20 euros on my PSN Wallet

Granted , but them someone hacks into your account and steal it.

I wish for an Ipad 3 and an Iphone 5.

Granted, you get a Samsung Table with an apple sticker and a Samsung Galaxy 3 with another apple sticker.

I wish for a Portal Gun

Granted, but it only shoots Orange...

I wish for a 90" TV.

Granted, it lasts 90 seconds and then it evaporates.

I wish for Scribblenauts to launch already.

Granted, but when you try to play it, your NDS/Iphone blows up.

I wish to get a PSVITA and LBPVita.

Granted, you get a POVITA and LGPVita

I wish for magic.

Granted, but it remains ethereal and takes no physical form, and therefore you can't do anything with it.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted, but it tastes like rotten meat.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

Granted, but PARADOXES RULE!

I wish for a mechanical pencil.

Granted, but the mechanisms are broken. And it doesnt write. And it's rusted

I wish for a mechasuit.

Granted, but the mechanisms are broken. And it doesn't write. And it's rusted.

I wish for repetition.

Granted, but the mechanisms are not broken. And it does write. And it's not rusted.

I wish for a combo breaker

Granted, but the writanisms don't, the rusted are mecha, and the broken does it.

I wish you weren't a demented form of nysudyrgh.

Granted, however the user is rusted, the mecha has lost all form of don't and all mechanisms are isms of the quadrilateral.

I wish for sense that makes none.

Granted, but Chuck Norris does not approve.

I wish for you to stop with the mecha thing.

Granted, but the don't rusted is still write.

I wish for a big, fat crown to appear on my Sackboy.

Granted, but it is so heavy that Sackboy as been crushed and sent to hospital :kz:

I wish for my PSP had an analog that didn't had problems.

Granted, you have a log about ana that works perfectly, but everything else is broken.

I wish for a lamp