Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it is rusted, old and worthless.

I wish for a stable internet connection.

Granted, but then your neighbour breaks in and change its password, so you can never more use it.

I wish an 3D TV.

You get your 3D TV and set it all up, but the electric wiring in your house fails and you cannot watch it.

I wish for more time in a day.

Granted, but the time goes backwards

Your wish is now... I wish I had wished something.

Granted, but the wish is for you to die.

I wish that you didn't wish that wish.

Granted, but II couldn't understand it, so no wish.

I wish I remembered I had to wish

Granted, but you forgot. I wish I ruled the world!:colossus:

Granted, you never specified what world so i will assume you mean Jupiter, a land with no people and nothing to rule. But you still rule :D

I wish people would be more specific. But not too specific. Specific enough so that i know what they are wishing for. To make it challenging for the person who will grant my wish. 30 mins of challenge. Make that 50. Extra Butter.

Granted, but after a while it gets annoying. Not annoying enough for you to quit the game and cease posting in this thread, but enough to make you slightly irritated every time you read a post.

I wish common sense wasn't so uncommon.

Granted, but now you should have uncommon sense.

I wish for Merasmus to be easier

Granted, but when you finally manage to defeat him, you get no loot, no achievements, and your TF2's hl2.exe stops responding.

I wish for Half Life 3.

Granted, but Gabe ate the precious thing. And HL3 too.

I wish for better TF2 MvM matchmaking

Granted, but I don't know what that is so I just give you a lollipop. I wish to rule Earth. ( Happy xtremesackboy?)

Granted, you rule earth, a planet in an unknown galaxy. Earth is still.

I wish to find cows.

Granted, but they're Minecraft cows, so their edges are sharp and blocky.

I wish for an infinite supply of chocolate.

Granted...http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...ubwio1_500.jpg

I wish for MORE PIZZA! :D

Granted, its that disgusting vegetable pizza.

I wish for Pin Striped Pants.

Your pin striped pants are too small, so you cannot wear them.

I wish for a better teacher for the class I'm in.

granted but the only way he can teach is by singing it...showtunes style!

I wish I had a dollar.

You have a dollar, but it's a monopoly dollar.

I wish my cars side mirror was fixed.

It's fixed, but the rest of the car is broken now.

I wish someone highlight this.

Granted, but they couldn't read it, so the fact that they're posting in direct response to it baffles and confuses you.

I wish someone would think of a wish for me.

Granted, but the person is deranged and wishes for a zombie apocalypse.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys win today.

Granted, they win against the Girly Babies in overtime by one point. And it's their only win of the season.

I wish for more and more coconuts.

The coconuts you wish for rain from the sky, destroying everything outdoors and making you a wanted fugitive for causing so much destruction.

I wish that I had more good pens to write with.

Granted, but you keep making un-erasable mistakes, making you wish that you had rather wished for pencils.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted, now you have to wake up early every day.

I wish I found a potato.

You find a potato, but only after wasting years of your life searching. Hope it was worth it.

I wish that the impact sensor wasn't glitching on me.

Granted, now it glitches on everyone. How nice of you.

I wish that logic wasn't so thermo-consuming

In order to save on thermo, they make the logic completely invisible. Good luck connecting wires now.

I wish that it was weekend.

Granted, but any plans you may have had fall-through, and you have a boring, uneventful weekend.

I wish batteries lasted forever.

Granted, but the batteries' size would be wrong.

I wish LBPVita worked already as well as LBP2.
(Lol I wonder how will you'll be able to spoil that. He, I have confidence in you.)

Granted, but then they take down the servers for some reason, permanently destroying the LBPVita community forever.

I wish my new PSVita didn't cost so much money.

Granted, it costs you $1 less and you pay a $150 fee every month.

I wish for the hurricane to end.

Granted, but a tornado takes its place.

I wish I could travel with free will through time.

Granted, but you end up traveling to the end of time, and you can no longer return.

I wish there was more time in the day.

Granted, the days now last a lot more, but you have to work a lot more.

I wish that Disney buying Lucasfilm was fake :frightened:

Instead, Disney buys the LBP series and makes the next game specifically for young children, without a create mode.

I wish that I could have the knowledge of the internet instantly transferred into my mind at will.

Granted, but you go crazy and (REDACTED STUFF)

I wish I got more halloween gifts on TF2