Corrupt Wishes

Granted, it's a shark survival.

I wish more people made amazing tracks in LBPK.

Granted. Somebody created a great track and made it copyable, and its the only thing popular nowadays.

I wish LBLV1 results were already published.

Granted, your level got dead last, below 300 entries of a shark/bomb survival with one touch material and one tilt material added to fit the contest.

I wish the copy button were removed.

Granted, but then certain glitches that help the creative community that rely on such a feature don't exist.

I wish I had thought of a wish.

Granted, and the wish you think is that you wished to be a non-talented creator of masterpieces principally including Shark Survivor I,II,III,IV,ULTIMATE,THE REVENGE,RESURRECTION,STAR WARS EDITION, etc. And it isn't corrupted.

I wish I had more time to build my X-mas level.

Granted, but you lose your PS3/Vita/Both.

I wish I knew what do I want for Christmas :C

Granted, but you find out you decide until the 26th, so, :(

I wish I had the spend 7500 minutes in Vita create mode already.

Granted, but the pin turns into "Spend less than 7500 minutes"

And not having that pin implodes your Vita

I wish I was less cool

Granted, but then you suffer the obvious ramifications of being uncool.

I wish my feet weren't freezing cold.

Granted, they're burning hot. Literally.

I wish School was less boring

Granted, it's 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less boring.

I truly desire a Twix caramel-chocolate-cracker candy bar.

I do too, but no Twix for us.

I wish for a Mars bar

Granted, it turns into Mars and squishes your family.

I wish little kids wouldn't make such big messes.

Granted, now they simply kill everyone.

I wish little child were less scary

Granted, they make huge messes.

I wish the mess in front of me would just disappear.

Granted, but its not the only thing to disappear. You also do. Now the walls. Now your house. Now the world. Now it's my tur......

I wish I hadn't been abducted into the dimensional paradox L1N3R1D3R's wish caused.

Granted, you are rescued... by some cannibal humans. And you look really tasty.

I wish I had a real sackboy

Granted, but he decides to erase you as he doen't like you.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

Granted, but you don't have anything to use it.

I wish I had an actually working Wi-Fi Connection

Granted, but you forgot to buy a tv.

I wish my mod I installed for minecraft actually worked.

Granted, the "inflamed blister and horrible conjunctivitis mod" is a complete success.

I wish I could steal Christmas from every boy and girl!

Granted, but by the end of the movie your heart is so big you die from lack of blood.

I wish logic didn't work for this things

Granted, but all logic has stopped working. And you die from a fart attack.

I wish I could drive through all the Mario Kart courses.

Granted. Now consider about it. Remember every single Mario Kart game in history. Every single track. You have to play every single track in every single difficulty with every single character. And all the traks remakes. Yeah, you'll probably be dead by the middle of that quest.

I wish I could be immune to electricity.

Granted, now all the electrical things you touch explode. Welcome to the Middle Age again!

I wish my neon eyes were even cooler

Granted, your eyes are now frozen.

I wish for a Dazzle.

Granted, but as I don't know what is that, you get nothing.

I wish for Instant Google in my brain

Granted, but your brain has no wi-fi and you don't find the plug in.

I wish the world not to finish in the 21st.

Granted, but crazed people who think it is the end destroy the city you live in anyway.

I wish that I was omnipotent.

Granted, but then you get bored with everything.

I wish I had time to get Christmas shopping done.

Granted, but you may push Christmas a few days back.

I wish to adapt athletic abilities that come from a video game in real life.

Granted, you wall jump into an electric fence.

I wish for a bolt before I say "Light engineering suddenly seems sexy."

Granted. Said bolt turns you into ashes, rendering you unable to say anything.

I wish I had an ash-to-alive-human machine

Granted, it is the size of an ant.

I wish my cat would stop licking my hair. :(

Granted, now it starts licking another thing.

I wish that didn't sound as nasty

Granted, he starts licking your hair.

I wish that my card worked. :(

Granted, but now mine doesn't, so I break yours.

I wish my trophy card worked

Granted: It works, but now you aren't getting any trophies anymore, how sad. ;-;
I wish England was called ENGERLAND!

Granted, but that name is so cool you die. No idea why, but you do.

I wish I had a unicorn

Granted, you get a pony. :kz: /DerailIsNotPossible

I wish for 5 more rocks.