Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they are made of pure Nys poison, so you die.

I wish I had a wish

No.
I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you get kicked by it and your head a splode.

I wish I had place to put my Gamecube /firstworldproblems

Granted, but there is no place to plug in any of it's wires

I wish my Vita would magically repair

Granted, but it transforms into an Autobot and goes away to save the world.

I wish I had a pet Cthulhu

Granted, but he turns out to be a very picky pet and you end up spending a fortune in feeds and accessories.

I wish for the biggest ever giant kaleidoscope

Granted, but you get so confused and dizzy you implode.

I wish kaleidoscopes didn't make people explode

Granted, but they explode instead

I wish my autobot Vita would come back :c

Granted. It comes back in pieces absolutely destroyed and with a particular radioactive glow within.

I wish people could travel to space and make cities in other planetssss! :arg:

Granted, but the cities lack air.

I wish pigs can fly.

Granted. However, it becomes harder for farmers since the pigs fly out of their pens.

I wish I used my PS2 when I got it.

Granted, it transformed into an Autobot aswell. :o
I wish I had an Autobot ps2. C:

Granted, but it's an evil Decepticon.

I wish my Gamecube wasn't an autobot

Granted, but your PS3 becomes one instead

I wish every console is an autobot

Granted, but the Nintendo autobot consoles and the Sony ones and the Microsoft ones start a giant epic console autobot war and chaos ensues

I wish that rainbows could be walked on

Granted. But you discover there was nothing at the end of it. :(

I wish I found a pot of gold.

Granted, but the Leprechaun inside it comes from a bad slasher movie and kills you.

I wish I had a hobbit

Granted! It steals your stuff!

I wish I had electrokinetic powers like Cole...

Granted, but you become a giant electric eel

I wish pandas could fly and do magic

Granted, they turn humans into bamboo and eat us.

I wish I was bamboo-proof

Granted, but you turn into a eucalyptus tree instead and are attacked by adorable koalas

I wish the Angry Birds weren't so angry

Granted. However, the pigs become angry for some random reason

I wish that Family Guy was funny again...

Granted! But it also becomes a horror movie.

I wish space.

Granted, but you get bored of it.

I wish I was spoiler-proof

Spoiler - SPOILER

Trolo, wish granted

I wish to eat.

Granted, here's a live fish. Enjoy!

I wish for friends on MKWii.

Granted. They are all trolls

I wish for a live-size Godzilla carboard cut-out

Granted, but it falls on you and you get flattened.

I wish SCIENCE!

Granted, GlaDos.

I wish TEDDY BEAR!

Granted, but it's a Heavy Weapons Teddy Bear with a fairy tiara and he crushes your soul.

Did you wish Heavy to KILL YOU? WISH GRANTED.

I wish for a dog

Granted, it has rabies.

I wish for a generic wish

Granted, it's a wish to become a prince. And you're a girl :boo:

I truly wish for that caramel cappuccino with whipped cream on top.

Granted, but it's made of air.

I wish for a sackbot.

Granted, he can't swim, use the grappling hook or the jetpack.

I wish for a sackboy.

Granted, but he loves to slap people and makes real-life levels out of your stuff

I wish I had a magic emitter that emits magic

Granted, but the emitter emits magic that deletes your level.

I wish my pet apple is better than me at creating.

Granted, your apple rises to fame and glory while you sleep in a gutter.

I wish for the destructive hands of a killer robot.

Granted, but they backfire and squeeze your face.

Myself desirest mutton chops.

Granted, they taste foul.

I wish to be the awesomesacuest sack in the world!

Granted, you get your own small world and are all alone. ;-; But hey! Now you're the most awesomesauce sack there. :D
I wish for POKEMONZ