Granted, but they are made of pure Nys poison, so you die.
I wish I had a wish
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Granted, but they are made of pure Nys poison, so you die.
I wish I had a wish
No.
I wish I had a pony.
Granted, but you get kicked by it and your head a splode.
I wish I had place to put my Gamecube /firstworldproblems
Granted, but there is no place to plug in any of it's wires
I wish my Vita would magically repair
Granted, but it transforms into an Autobot and goes away to save the world.
I wish I had a pet Cthulhu
Granted, but he turns out to be a very picky pet and you end up spending a fortune in feeds and accessories.
I wish for the biggest ever giant kaleidoscope
Granted, but you get so confused and dizzy you implode.
I wish kaleidoscopes didn't make people explode
Granted, but they explode instead
I wish my autobot Vita would come back :c
Granted. It comes back in pieces absolutely destroyed and with a particular radioactive glow within.
I wish people could travel to space and make cities in other planetssss! :arg:
Granted, but the cities lack air.
I wish pigs can fly.
Granted. However, it becomes harder for farmers since the pigs fly out of their pens.
I wish I used my PS2 when I got it.
Granted, it transformed into an Autobot aswell. :o
I wish I had an Autobot ps2. C:
Granted, but it's an evil Decepticon.
I wish my Gamecube wasn't an autobot
Granted, but your PS3 becomes one instead
I wish every console is an autobot
Granted, but the Nintendo autobot consoles and the Sony ones and the Microsoft ones start a giant epic console autobot war and chaos ensues
I wish that rainbows could be walked on
Granted. But you discover there was nothing at the end of it. :(
I wish I found a pot of gold.
Granted, but the Leprechaun inside it comes from a bad slasher movie and kills you.
I wish I had a hobbit
Granted! It steals your stuff!
I wish I had electrokinetic powers like Cole...
Granted, but you become a giant electric eel
I wish pandas could fly and do magic
Granted, they turn humans into bamboo and eat us.
I wish I was bamboo-proof
Granted, but you turn into a eucalyptus tree instead and are attacked by adorable koalas
I wish the Angry Birds weren't so angry
Granted. However, the pigs become angry for some random reason
I wish that Family Guy was funny again...
Granted! But it also becomes a horror movie.
I wish space.
Granted, but you get bored of it.
I wish I was spoiler-proof
Spoiler - SPOILER
I wish to eat.
Granted, here's a live fish. Enjoy!
I wish for friends on MKWii.
Granted. They are all trolls
I wish for a live-size Godzilla carboard cut-out
Granted, but it falls on you and you get flattened.
I wish SCIENCE!
Granted, GlaDos.
I wish TEDDY BEAR!
Granted, but it's a Heavy Weapons Teddy Bear with a fairy tiara and he crushes your soul.
Did you wish Heavy to KILL YOU? WISH GRANTED.
I wish for a dog
Granted, it has rabies.
I wish for a generic wish
Granted, it's a wish to become a prince. And you're a girl :boo:
I truly wish for that caramel cappuccino with whipped cream on top.
Granted, but it's made of air.
I wish for a sackbot.
Granted, he can't swim, use the grappling hook or the jetpack.
I wish for a sackboy.
Granted, but he loves to slap people and makes real-life levels out of your stuff
I wish I had a magic emitter that emits magic
Granted, but the emitter emits magic that deletes your level.
I wish my pet apple is better than me at creating.
Granted, your apple rises to fame and glory while you sleep in a gutter.
I wish for the destructive hands of a killer robot.
Granted, but they backfire and squeeze your face.
Myself desirest mutton chops.
Granted, they taste foul.
I wish to be the awesomesacuest sack in the world!
Granted, you get your own small world and are all alone. ;-; But hey! Now you're the most awesomesauce sack there. :D
I wish for POKEMONZ