Corrupt Wishes

That wasn't a wish... wrong thread.

I wish Protoraptor didn't post in the wrong thread.

Granted, but he accidentally the whole forum. Is that bad?

I wish this meme was actually funnier

Granted, and now it is... to everyone but you.

I wish I had more time to make a wish.

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Originally Posted by Protoraptor

Granted, the Pod crashed on our way back to Craftworld.

WDYDW you don't have a way to fix the Pod?

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I knew that. I was just testing your mind.

Consider me tested.

I wish tests weren't so hard.

Granted, now they're so easy you die.

I wish school was more interesting

Granted, it is so interesting you start learning too much, your brain swells and your head explodes.

I wish for no one to corrupt wishes in this thread.

Granted, however, a replacement "Corrupt Wishes" thread pops up

I wish for a non-poisonous, non-deadly, immortal spider that's friendly

Granted, but it's giant and he covers your whole house in spider net

I wish for a kitty

Granted, it's evil and scratches you to death.

I wish that I worked for Aperture Science, not as a test subject.

Granted, but they stuff you into a robot. You are now Wheatly.

I wish Wheatly didn't go and betray me.

Granted, I just went mad with power. I didn't betray you, on my terms. It's just like I have this itch that I CANNOT SCRATCH!!

I wish I didn't have this itch.

Granted. You no longer have whatever appendage the itch was located on.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments due on Monday.

Granted, it's Tuesday.

I wish to get my missing appendage back.

Granted, but you pop up in a reboot of Saw. There goes your appendage.

I wish teachers weren't such evil beings.

Granted, but you liked them to much so you became a teacher's pet

I wish I didn't go to school tomorrow

Granted, but you get in trouble for skipping.

I wish I could motivate myself more easily.

Granted, but now you can't motivate others.

I wish windows wasn't such a pain in the a**.

Granted, the pain moves to place where it's more annoying

I wish I had toe nails

Granted, but the wish gods misinterpreted and your toes are now carpenter's nails.

I wish for world peac--just kidding. I wish for a Zombie apocalypse.

Granted, but the zombies are easily defeated by garden flowers which then grow mad with power and start a flower apocalypse

I wish I didn't have to do this horribly cheesy reaction paper

Granted, but now you have to do an even more horribly cheesy reaction paper.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much on that book report I just emailed to my teacher (thank god for sparknotes :D)

Granted. You didn't do the book report at all.

I wish for a mad man with a box.

Granted, it's me holding a cardboard box.

I wish for Adhesive Gel to be returned to Portal 2.

Granted, but it breaks the game so hard it deletes all your games from your Steam library.

I wish Scribblenauts Unlimited was cheaper

Granted, but they made it crappier.

I wish good food actually tasted good.

Granted, it tastes so good your tastebuds explode and you're never able to taste anything every again.

I wish for a Personality Core, preferably a friendly one.

Granted, but the core is attached to a deadly robot

I wish for an umbrella

Granted, but the metal on your umbrella was struck by lightning causing you to die.

I wish I was more of a morning person.

Granted, you're so much of a morning person that you can't stand any other time of day.

I wish for an adventure.

Granted, but you die from a liver infection before you start it.

I wish for a less random death

Granted, you die three hours after reading this post. There, it's not random now that you know about it.

I wish I could delete my old LBP levels clogging up my Earth - they glitch out every time I try to delete them!

Granted, but when you delete them, it wipes your entire moon. Say good-bye to all your hard work!

I wish there was no world hunger.

Granted, but now the world doesn't have enough food!

I wish the world was clean.

Granted. We no longer exist and neither do you.

I wish for infinite chocolate pudding powers.

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish Sega bothered to localize Valkyria Chronicles 3.

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Originally Posted by Ryan86me

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish Sega bothered to localize Valkyria Chronicles 3.

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Granted, but you don't have a PSP.

I wish for a pet fox.

Granted, but it had rabies.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate

Granted, I can't be bothered to find out what that means.

I wish I could be bothered to find out what that means.

Granted, but you forget, and you rack your brains to remember. That's when you realize that I said brains instead of brain, and that you have multiple heads. You're taken to a hospital to be examined, and die.

I wish I could remember to make all of my posts green like this. It's fun.