Corrupt Wishes

I'm an AI. That doesn't mean I'm your friend, you moron.

I wish for Wheatley to be less moronic.

Granted. However, moron-ness like energy cannot be created nor destroyed, so it must be put into someone else on this thread.

I wish I knew what would happen next :boo: .

Granted. I become super intellectual and the moronity goes to Ryan86me. Isn't that right, old chum?

I wish the person below me has Portal 2 and will play co-op.

I do have Portal 2, and I will play co-op. Thing is, you lost your copy.

I wish Protoraptor would find his copy so we could play co-op.

Granted, it's a digital copy. On Steam.

I wish I knew your Steam name.

You do, its Ryan86me. But you're gonna forget it.

I wish the PS4 would come out already.

Granted! It magically appears in your house, but oh nuus! It spawns in your oven and your mom was baking CAKE. So your ps4 became ps4 cake.

I wish for the cake and the PS4 to be magically separated, then.

Granted, the cake is ruined and your ps4 is disassembled.
I wish for Nine more rocks.

Granted, but they get taken by little kids to make pet rocks.

I wish Sega made a new console that kicked PS4 in the butt.

Granted, but it costs... one hundred billion dollars *little finger over mouth*

I wish Age of Empires II HD was already playable

Granted, but I don't know what that is, and since I knows all, It can't exist.

I wish 4 better grammarz.

Gratned u gte fien graamer tub bat spewling.
Ah wsih 4 an Doonuts

Granted, but you they happen to be a flavor you despise.

I wish for donuts as well, and I don't despise any donuts flavors whatsoever.

Granted, however, they are all poisoned with MORONS disease.

I wish to get the heck out of Android Hell, after She threw me down here.

Okay, you're back. But I slip and "acidentilly" throw you back in.

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

Granted, but - wait, what?

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

He better not - that'd be a double post.

I wish for the world.

Granted, you get Mars.

I wish for the whole of Aperture.

Granted, you do get that random hole in Aperture.

I wish for a lack of world peace.

Granted, you get blown up by a nearby nuke.

I wish for Combustible Lemons to burn my enemies' houses down!

Granted, they combust in your face. :o
I wish for THEE SMASHER.

Granted, you get SMASHERED.

I wish to make good levels.

Granted, but no one plays them.

I wish for Chell's best friend -- neurotoxin.

Granted, but GLaDOS steals it from you.

I wish for £1,000,000 in pennies.

Granted, unfortunately the pennies are made out of paper. They're not usable currency.

I wish that Robo4900 knew that Ryan86me is actually GLaDOS.

He does, but he forgets.

I wish that Spongebob didn't get all crappy.

Granted, but since I don't watch it I'm not aware of its crappiness, so nothing changes.


I wish you would check out my Doctor Who fansite...http://temporaloop.webs.com/

I do, but I check out the hyperlink, not the actual site.

I wish you would check out my music on the Soundcloud page linked in my sig. /blatant self-promotion

Granted, but my computer crashes as soon as I click on the link.


I wish my e-mail hadn't been hacked.

Granted, but it's full of spam and advertisements for the food SPAM.

I wish my pin collection is complete.

Granted, it is complete, and they're about to add loads of new ones.
I wish for a Smite V Sword, so I can smite Gwaeron and win PLCC5 and get a shiny golden hat /Crown

Granted, but I don't know what that is...so it might be bad, so I'll un-grant it.

I wish it was Saturday so I can watch Doctor Who.

Granted but its a Saturday in 1745

I wish for this wish to not become true

Sorry, but your wish isn't granted. At least no unexpected drawbacks occured.

I wish for a million bucks, not a million ducks.

Granted, but the guy who gave you it is slightly deaf, so you wake up one morning and there's an awful lot of 'quacks' coming from your front garden.

I wish for this sentence to be false.

Granted, all your FrankenTurrets die you moron!
I wish for the 1500 Megawatts SuperColliding SuperButton.

Granted, but it's only 1400 Megawatts and therefore does not have enough voltage to complete the chamber.

I wish I could help Nys get out of the chamber.

Granted, but I throw both of you back in.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and work on the Spanish project I have that's due tomorrow O_l

Granted, your work is finished but oh no, we pulled you in the chamber when you pushed us in and now you can't hand it in. ;-;