Corrupt Wishes

Granted but the wish is now my puppet.

I wish i knew how to make forum posts make sense even know i FISHCAKE should still have the correct APPLE skills to already do BANANA so.

CURSE YOU SHOOTER YOU POSTED WHEN I DID

Granted, but it is the best grammar ever and you gain so much fame you have to stop but everyone still likes you, and everybody talks weird PEANUT BUTTER.

I wish for an extra xtrahuman

Granted, but they make so much sense that your mind explodes because too much understanding.

I wish I would just get off this site and use the bathroom already.

Granted, but you have to use it so bad that you explode.

I wish that everyone would post in Impact font.

Granted. You die from lack of health a week later.

I wish System32 was a ghost file.

Granted, it is dead and going to haunt your websites forever.

I wish I could finish this senten

Granted. Just because you can doesnt mean you will, though.

I wish ninjas.

They kill you.

Wish, I do, to talk, sentences, properly.

Granted, you can talk sentences properly. You still can't type them properly, though.

I wish my phone could cook me dinner.

Granted, ruins it, it does, and breaks, also, it does.

Wish, I do, type text, I could better, better sentences, for.

Granted, but not one person compliments you. Not one.

I wish someone would bust Kuzanao out of his office already.

Granted, but he kills you.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I wish everyone would post in a quote.

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Granted, but...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I am a murderer.

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the cops use that against you.

I wish for all of the peanuts.

Granted, but RockSauron gets jealous and steals them all. And kills you.

I wish there was a new Asdfmovie

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish to reload le console wars.

Granted, but no one likes them except you. #foreveralone

I wish that I could play Mario Kart all day.

Granted, but you can't stop for a second and forget about LBP. And eating for instance.

I wish LBP3 was already out, and that it was awesome.

Granted, but you can't stop for a second and forget about Mario Kart. And breathing for instance.

I wish for more RPGs in this forum.

Granted, but you get IP Banned and can't play them.

I wish for everybody reading this to click the picture in my signature and sign up for LBPC Mafia: Revival.

Granted, but no one signs up.

I wish X would come out already.

Granted, but I push it back.

I wish for coffee.

Granted but the price of coffee has risen 1,000,000,000% due to a recent shortage

I wish i was good at this game.

Granted, but I'm better.

I wish for less boredom.

Granted, it's replaced with knives in your eyes.

I wish that when I die, it would be in a heroic way.

Granted. But no one will ever know, actually they'll think you were a monster.

I wish for a soda.

Granted but there is no cup to hold it in.

I wish I could go to space.

Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

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Originally Posted by yugnar

Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

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Granted, the room is huge, filled with all sorts of awesome things. At least you reckon so, there's no door to get into it.

I wish I win at any competition.

Granted, but you lose at all the others.

I wish for Anarchy in the UK.

Granted but its in the form of music and not politics

I wish for more :gopher:.

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish for a big peanut.

Granted but the peanut overlord himself steals it.

I wish for more shade.

Granted but the shade overlord himself steals it :kz:

I wish for the Console Wars.

Granted but it was already granted meaning you just wasted time wishing for it instead of posting.

I wish for a patch of cloth...

Granted, but it sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for doughnuts.

Granted, you get 6 dozens of nuts covered in dough.

I wihs taht i didtn havve soo meny typpos.

granted, but mow everyone else in the world has typos

I wish for the ps4 already

granted, but you bought it off of craigslist and I think we all know what that means..

I wish I wasn't thirsty right now.

Granted but now you're starving

I wish my homework was done correctly.

Granted, but you lost it.
I wish to find one of my Vita memory cards (those things are tiny, man)