Corrupt Wishes

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Granted, but it's the anime that your signature's from, and you must have a staring contest with that guy

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I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

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Originally Posted by ShadowArcticWolf

I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

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Granted. No harmful side this time. I'm waiting in the bed, all for you.

I wish that I could snap my fingers.

Granted, but you can't do anything else anymore, you live your life on a wheelchair, snapping.

I wish that everyone accepts me.

Granted, but they accept you as a murderer.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted in some way.

Granted, but you just wasted your wish on something completely unnecessary.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish you would have posted in "If this is the answer, what is the question?".

Granted, but he deleted the post after he posted it.

I wish that I am the king of this world and dimension, forever!

Granted, but without a queen, you have no power or status.

I wish I was a little more dark and brooding.

Granted, but you are no longer handsome.

I wish I could skip my science project.

Granted, but EXCUSE YOU I AM ALWAYS HANDSOME you die.

I wish I could do "tfw no gf" jokes again.

Granted, but you're not funny anymore to anyone.

I wish that I get a dragon without any corrupt wish effects.

Granted. However, since you didn't specialize the nature of the dragon, there is about 99.99% probability that it will resume to eat you.

I wish I got three wishes.

Granted, they were my wishes. :3

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you're a goldfish 1000 miles away from the nearest body of water. You then slowly suffocate as the blazing sun scalds your scales.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

Granted, but you can never again grasp any other language.

I wish that I lived to see the explosion of the sun.

Granted, but you're caught in the explosion. Far enough to avoid instant vaporization, but close enough to watch your skin and muscle slowly peel off of your bones.

I wish I had max rep on LBPC.

Granted, but your reputation everywhere else is so low that people wants to lynch you.

I wish that I am the best in everything.

Granted, but in your greed you want more. It's a never-ending cycle of dissatisfaction.

I wish I wouldn't have to be subjected to Frozen anymore. It's awesome, but I've had enough.

Granted, but you are subjected to Happy Feet.

I wish that I'm a hero.

Granted, but you're the Hero of Hyrule. Which also means you can't talk.

I wish this forum stopped having technical issues.

Granted, but now everything else in this world will have technical issues everyday.

I wish nothing can stop me.

Granted, but then you created a paradox which destroyed all of existence except your unstoppability. Now you're alone and sad.

I wish I could finish my levels more quickly.

Granted, but your inspirations and motivations won't last long anymore.

I wish more people would play these forum games more.

Granted, but then they yell at you for your grammar.

I wish I were more popular in LBP.

Granted. Now all of your hearters watch you carefully, and if you make one mistake, they unheart you. Also, the rising of popularity of your profile, trolls, and goblins, and copiers, and so forth bug you and advertise their levels like mad.

I wish this thread could be changed to saying the positives of a wish!

Granted, but everyone who wishes for the wish knows the plus side of the wish already, leading people answer to the previous wish only with: Granted.

I wish that nothing will upset me.

Granted, but now you won't be fazed if you get seriously hurt, leading to a big risk of not having injuries treated.

I wish no paradoxes result from this wish being corrupted.

Granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

I wish that I can control who dies and who lives.

Granted, but it's all run by a tiny control panel on which it's very easy to make mistakes.

I wish that everyone always used proper grammar.

Granted, but now everyone has their own proper grammar and nobody knows which really is proper grammar.

I wish that I am perfect in every way.

Granted, but you are constantly disappointed that no one else is close to perfect, making you sad.

I wish I were better at game logic in LBP.

Granted, but you are so bad in basics now that it takes hours to find the right tools.

I wish that my next wish which I will wish someday can not be corrupted.

Granted, but then you broke the rules to the forum game.

I wish I could more consistently upload YTPs.

Granted, but an evil host starts to stalk your activity and deletes your videos right after you've uploaded them.

I wish this is the wish which was mentioned before and I will get the perfect hot chocolate.

Granted, but you spilled the perfect hot chocolate.

I wish my computer had more memory.

Granted, but your computer can't handle it and it tilts.

I wish that there's always someone helping me.

Granted, but they never help enough and you can't get any additional help.

I wish I didn't have to pay for my house.

Granted, but now you have to pay for those who pays for your house.

I wish that I can do whatever I want.

Granted, but now you are bored and spoiled.

I wish it was not mainly just you two playing the forum games.

Granted, but now so many people play them it's impossible not to get sniped.

I wish this site were more active.