Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the site can't take it because there have never been so many people active for the same time, making millions of posts pop up every minute and nobody has the time to hear what someone says.

I wish for a happy life.

Granted, but in doing so you have taken everyone else's happiness, so you will have ultimately caused humanity's premature downfall.

I wish TenebrisNemo hadn't taken my happiness.

Granted, but instead my dog took your happiness. :hero:

I wish for peace over the world.

Granted, but all the news stations are now bankrupt.

I wish I had all custom moves in Smash Bros. 4.

Granted, but nobody else doesn't have them anymore because of an mysterious bug which leads people to call you a hacker and nobody isn't your friend anymore.

I wish for a magic lamp.

Granted, but the limitations it gives don't allow you to get anything you want.

I wish I were the announcer for the next Smash Bros.

Granted, but you are so happy for getting that message that you trip yourself over, knock your head and fall in coma for 3 years.

I wish for amazing winter this year.

Granted, but "amazing" could either mean unusually warm OR just the opposite, and you were misunderstood.

I wish everyone understood each other.

Granted, but now the interpreters are bankrupt and translation books, language classes and translate machines out of existence.

I wish for a nice future.

Granted, but the god of Corrupt Wishes interpreted "nice" as "polite", not as "ideal", so mistakes still happen.

I wish the god of Corrupt Wishes stopped misinterpreting people.

Granted, he just became a jerk and spreads misery.

I wish that I am the god of Corrupt Wishes.

Granted, but now you're the one at whom people are angry.

I wish people would use "whom" correctly.

Granted, but they won't use "who" correctly anymore.

I wish people would speak my native language worldwide.

Granted, but translators go out of business again.

I wish a couple more people would post in these forum games. ​It's getting lonely...

Granted, but they don't understand the rules and they just spams nonsense.

I wish there would be more people on LBPC.

Granted, but it's just one more person, and all he does is greet newcomers. :$

I wish LBP3 had no obstructive glitches.

Granted, but now the game prevents you from using 80% of the game's content because the risk of glitches are too high.

I wish lag doesn't exist.

Granted, but now everyone you play is either a jerk or much better at the game.

I wish my earbuds were long enough so I don't have to tilt my neck down.

Granted, but they lasts for a day until they gets broken.


I wish I wouldn't be tired all the time.

Granted, but you're too energetic and you get in trouble for it.

I wish summer homework weren't a thing.

Granted, but rest-of-the-life homework is a thing now.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted, but now you forget everything you learned. And you have a test.

I wish school were less stressful.

Granted, but now the jobs are way more stressful than before.

I wish school wouldn't last long.

Granted, but you have more homework.

I wish we would stop talking about school.

Granted, but school is getting closer.

I wish I'll become a Keyblade Master.

Granted, but it's tiny and it can only open doors.

I wish TenebrisNemo's Keyblade were big enough to use.

Granted, but the keyblade is just a big key without any magical effects. :(

I wish I can do magic.

Granted, but the only magic you can do is changing something's size...by a few atoms.

I wish I could do useful magic.

Granted, but you don't have mana.

I wish for a spellbook and a mana fountain.

Granted, but you accidentally burn your spellbook with one of your spells.

I wish I could think of a good wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but the wish is about government and it's already corrupted.

I wish corruption didn't exist.

Granted, but then this game wouldn't exist.

I wish I had a larger vocabulary so I could use shorter replacements for longer strings of words.

Granted, but finding the right words takes too much time for you.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but everything you do changes life entirely, and everyone knows you're the only time lord, so they blame you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep as much at night to feel awake.

Granted, but you are a game character now and sleep only when you have injuries. Days feels long and nights even longer.

I wish that LBP has a Massive Multiplayer section.

Granted, but then every game lags to an unplayable state.

I wish the forum would recognize "situational" and "meds" as words (try typing them in, the site says they're misspelled).

Granted, but the forum recognizes them as words in another language. (site also says neighbourhood is mispelled.)

I wish I could stop using internet whenever I want.

Granted, but afterward you're unable to use it ever again.

I wish my favorite pop songs were played more.

Granted, but people on radio still talks while the song is playing.

I wish metal isn't expected to be satanism.

Granted, but now it's expected to be for young children.

I wish school wouldn't take so much time out of your day.