Corrupt Wishes

Granted. Now it takes all the time of the day.

I wish I have my very own company.

Granted, but it fails instantly and you lose your money.

I wish shoes weren't so expensive.

Granted, but they lasts for a week until you have to buy new ones.

I wish I have more money.

Granted, but it's only a penny. :hero:

I wish I were a millionaire.

Granted, but it's fake money and you don't realize it until you will be sent to prison. 8)

I wish I could clean any room in 10 minutes.

Granted, but you work as a janitor in a daycare where rooms are filled with soiled diapers every 5 minutes.

I wish my son would stop playing with his tablet so much.

Granted, but now he plays with his new computer everyday.

I wish that my enemies are dead.

Granted, but they were killed mercilessly, and you're blamed for their deaths.

I wish for a wishful wish of wishes.

Granted, but they are all corrupted and your smartphone and your computer got corrupted. And your body's defense system. And your friends. And your government. And your family. And your shoes. Especially shoes.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.

Granted, but a black hole rips open, sucking your smartphone and your computer in. And your body's defense system. And your friends. And your government. And your family. And your shoes. Especially shoes.

I wish MLB umpires didn't take the replay system as an excuse to be bad.

Granted, now they have a new excuse: kiss cam.

I wish for a corrupted government.

Granted, but then you're killed for no reason.

I wish for a non-corrupted government.

Granted, but it gets corrupted within minutes.

I wish for the perfect government.

Granted, but society is very boring.

I wish I may have an interesting and successful life.

Granted. You live in a paradise island but you don't have any idea of it's dark secrets. Also nobody isn't allowed to leave the island. It's the only world for you.

I wish I will be sucked into a fantasy world.

Granted, but it's your mom's fantasy.... which is to have her son continually brush her hair while she binge watches Downton Abby.

I wish my job was easier.

Granted. You only have to push 1 button every day for 10 hours in a factory. And your personal life has just got harder.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you're surrounded by sadness.

I wish going on planes wouldn't make your ears pop.

Granted, but now it pops your kidneys.

I wish I will never get sick.

Granted, but now everyone else gets sick.

I wish that no one was poor.

Granted, but the wish only affected the people in the government and they have never been poor.

I wish that everyone in the world had enough food for living.

Granted, but it all tastes awful.

I wish I could say mildly vulgar stuff here without being censored and/or warned.

Granted, but you get banned for 1 day each time you say something vulgar.

I wish it didn't take so much time to play all forum games.

Granted, but I stop playing and you're alone. 8)

I wish we had more smileys that had the same message as 8), 8D, :hero:, and :arg:.

Granted, they exists but everyone has forgotten what did they look like and what was the right code for them.

I wish there is more GIF smileys.

Granted, but they're still images. :hero:

I wish someone else would post here.

Granted, but he doesn't play the game and posts something irrelevant.

I wish it would be possible to thank posts in Forum Games.

Granted, but no one notices it's there.

I wish JoshJepson would win all of the versuses.

Granted, but no-one on the internet will know about it.

I wish I could get anything I want for 1 day.

Granted, but you were asleep the whole time.

I wish someone else would ban this post.

Granted, but that someone else also bans your account from this forum for 20 years.

I wish for more RPG themed packs in LBP.

Granted, but they're WAY overpriced.

I wish I could make more money.

Granted, but everything else costs more money than before.

I wish for superpowers.

Granted, but you no longer need to use them.

I wish TenebrisNemo would stop bragging about his superpowers.

Granted, but now he brags about his achievements.

I wish I had more time to do things.

Granted, but by "things" you mean Twitter. :hatsack:

I wish LBPCentral would stop randomly removing text I put in.

Granted, but now it removes entire posts you put in.

I wish people would realize that not everyone uses twitter.

Granted, but now no one uses Twitter but you.

I wish manual pencil sharpeners actually worked.

Granted, but the pencils won't work anymore.

I wish for Deathnote.

Granted, but it's Death Note. :hatsack:

I wish there were Smash 4 local tournaments near me.