Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they are cancelled right after they start because of reasons.

I wish for a ticket to Hogwarts.

Granted, but your wand backfires on you.

I wish I were Harry Potter.

Granted, but you have to witness your dear godfather's death... and your principal's. And many of your friend's.

I wish we could travel in space with ease.

Granted, but it costs a ridiculous amount of money.

I wish I had the motivation to finish my LBP levels.

Granted, but once you never have time to finish them.

I wish people wouldn't be so negative all the time.

Granted, they ruined everything for lack of reason.

I wish science made enormous progress.

Granted, but the time machines create paradoxes which prevent the universe from ever existing in the first place.

I wish this post would stop auto-saving while I try to think of a wish to use.

Granted, but you can't think of any good wishes.

I wish this site was more active like in 2012.

Granted, but the server goes down for a year again.

I wish the food in my fridge would never go inedible.

Granted, but the additives in your food to cause it to never spoil cause you to have severe stomach problems.

I wish this game could go positive attributes or Shrek related attributes of a wish instead of negative at the effect of a wish for that, like on the version of this on LittleBigForum!

Granted. It's 100% positive that your will most likely get a negative result out of this game.

I wish Halloween would come sooner.

Granted, but it's twice a week and people eventually stop celebrating it.

I wish for 48-hour days.

Granted, but there are fewer days in a year.

I wish I had more EXP points.

Granted, but you get them less often.

I wish that wishes would stop corrupting at this point.

Granted. They don't corrupt anymore... because they're all so horrid already that they don't need to be.

I wish all the stuff in my taco wouldn't pop out when I bite into it.

Granted, it now pops out when you pick it up to bite into it.

I wish all those missing Doctor Who episodes would finally turn up.

Granted, but now the Doctor Who episodes that weren't missing are now missing.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they will all be ruined regardless.

I wish that I made no wish.

PS:

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Originally Posted by thaia2013

Granted, but now the Doctor Who episodes that weren't missing are now missing.

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Seems like fair trade. Have you listened to Fury From the Deep? I would pay all my money to see that on television, not to mention The Daleks' Master Plan, Power of the Daleks, Evil of the Daleks, Marco Polo or The Abominable Snowmen.

Granted, but your lack of wish leaves you starving.

I wish I could finish this stupid school project.

Granted, but you get an F because reasons.

I wish LBPK's create mode is easier to use.

Granted, but its made easier by having most of its tools removed.

I wish I didn't get myself involved with so many video games.

Granted, but now you are involved with so many cartoons.

I wish for more active players in this forum game!

Granted, but none of them speak English.

I wish I were better at writing papers.

Granted, but you are only slightly better at it so nobody will not spot the difference.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, but now it's very boring.

I wish I could cuss without people scolding me.

Granted, but now they punish you with whips.

I wish that I'm faster than before in everything.

Granted, but that also means dying.

I wish I was more proficient at making LBP levels.

Granted, but you can't save them.

I wish dinosaurs.

Granted, but they are completely out of control and they kill everyone.

I wish the castle from Castlevania really exists.

Granted, but that's your house.

I wish Ronald McDonald weren't so creepy.

Granted, but now he is dangerous.

I wish for headphones.

Granted, but the quality is garbage.

I wish more forums would have "If this is the answer, what is the question?".

Granted, but you have to put up with me more. 8D


I wish for a NES.

Granted, but you lose every other console you have.

I wish people would stop begging JonTron to come back to Game Grumps.

Granted, but everyone is now begging for a new burger king game.



I wish for a burger king game.

Granted, but it's terrible and single-handedly makes Burger King fail.

I wish Sir monacle's name were spelled correctly.

Granted, but he will never speak grammatically correct ever again.

I wish people remembered my birthday.

Granted, but now you have no birthday.


I wish I was a genie.

Granted, but you get sucked inside a tiny lamp and you will be lost in a desert forever.

I wish I found the magic lamp.

Granted, but you now have to feed me.



I wish I could get out of this lamp!