Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now you are always wishing for it and it never comes true.

I wish I'm faster to do things.

Granted, but you're sanic fast and die.



I wish for nothing...

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I wish that Sir monacle wishes for something.

Granted, but that 'something' is nothing.




I wish for sweet oxygen.

Granted, but your palate is completely gone.

I wish Sir monacle would step up his game.

Granted, but you step down a notch.



I wish I was almighty powerful and had the ability to go backwards and forwards in time, at my own will!

Granted, but the ability is hard to control so as you go forward in time, you also grow old instantly and turn into dust.

I wish I would actually see that happening.

Granted, but it's your fault that torture websites exist.



I wish upon a star.

Granted, but the star is the Sun and it approaches toward you, destroying the Earth.

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet powers.

Granted, but now you no longer have breathing powers.

I wish that we could finally get some snow that sticks. It's almost Christmas!

Granted, but it comes after Christmas. :hero:

I wish world wasn't so messed up.

Granted, but now it's so clean that everything is slippery.

I wish I could find a cheap program like Flash.

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but now you're the worst at being bad, so paradoxes.

I wish I were better at Smash Bros.

Granted, but you're worse in Internet Surfing.

I wish there would be a portal to another fantasy dimension.

Granted, but it's the dimension where you're dead.

I wish TenebrisNemo would stop eating his lollipop.

Granted, but now you are eating it.

I wish a good 2016 for everyone.

Granted, but it's not good at all.

I wish no corruption can affect me.

Granted, but everyone else has it and you still can't live normally.

I wish "normal" had a shared connotation.

Granted, but nobody uses the word "normal" anymore.

I wish I had the super power to be asleep and wake up whenever I want.

Granted, but now you're always very tired.

I wish I were good at drawing with my computer tablet.

Granted, but you cannot stop starring into the screen......



I wish that wasn't illegal.

Granted, but you can't do it.

I wish Sir monacle would specify what he was talking about.

Granted, but the things which he is talking about cannot be specified.

I wish for perfect grammar.

Granted, but now no else one does.

I wish I knew how to make more origami figures.

Granted, but you always receive numerous paper cuts after finishing.

I wish my alarm clock had FM radio.

Granted, but it's very bad quality.

I wish Mario is Missing! were a better game.

Granted, EA will publish a remastered version complete with microtransactions.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

Granted, but Michael Rosen won't let you eat it.

I wish Jon would return to Game Grumps, but Danny would still stay.

Granted, but I couldn't care less causing the universe to collapse under my own opinion, gravity is now distorted, The waters of the earth no longer exist, fire covers the grass of the earth and the cast of game grumps couldn't take it, so each and every one of them committed suicide in a unique way!


I wish that actually happened. 8D

Granted, but you're now dead.

I wish Sir monacle weren't dead.

Granted, but I'm no longer dead.... Muhahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahaahahahhaaaa aa!



I wish I had an evil laugh.

Granted, but it sounds goofy so no one takes you seriously.

I wish Funimation would finally release Dragon Ball Z on DVD in a way that actually makes sense to any sane person.

Granted, but your DVD player is too old to run it.

I wish Ferris wheels were actually fun to ride on.

Granted, but you're scared of heights. 8)


I wish I had some mint flavoured ice cream.

Granted, but it's already melted.

I wish Rock Band 4 was on PC.

Granted, but it has a bad port.

I wish I could have an unlimited supply of orange juice.

Granted, but it has too much/little pulp.

I wish Whose Line would have more Props.

Granted, but they blew the budget on the props.


I wish I had more free time, but not too much.

Granted, but you spend them by sitting in a corner because you aren't used to have that much free time.

I wish I could play old RPGs which I've wanted to play for ages now.