Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but they now have terrible graphics.

I wish I had TenebrisNemo's lollipop. 8)

Granted... But... I'd stay well away from Teenbrisnemo from now on....



I wish I was safe from Teenbrisnemo's rage.

Granted, but you are lying dead at that point.

I wish people wouldn't assume me as a grumpy mass murderer.

Granted, but people now assume you to be a terrifyingly mad decapitator.



I wish I had my own tea company and the tea wouldn't be great. But it'd be okay.

Granted, but the company isn't successful in tea market and it has lead to bankrupt.

I wish I had every Sir monacle plushie in the world.

Granted, but they sort-of creep you out and production never stops, so right now, you're drowning in tons of 'em.


I wish I was invulnerable to sarcasm.

Granted, but you are now retardant to emotion.

I wish my friend could've made it to my birthday party.

Granted, but he was a real party pooper. 8)

I wish Forum Games would be part of the experience system.

Granted, but it takes a million posts to get 1 EXP. 8)

I wish I could make real roller coasters.

Granted, but it's reeeeaaaaly unprofessional. No, seriously, it's going to collapse.



I wish I was oblivious to pain.

Granted, but you lean yourself on a hot stove, and since you can't feel that it's hot, you will die.

Granted, but now that you can talk again, you lose your tongue because of cancer.

I wish I could cure myself from injury and sickness whenever I want.

(I swear I put a wish in. I think I had a video playing in the background while I was posting here...)

Granted, but now you get hurt or sick all the time.

I wish I would remember to finish my posts.

Granted, but you don't remember to post.



I wish I had a light snack.

Granted, but it lights you up when you eat it and you burn to death.

I wish people would be more polite.

Granted, but they do so by lending money from your bank account to others.

I wish I had someone to play Portal with.

Granted, but there person sure isn't helpful.



I wish rocks would stop falling.

Granted, but now they are going upwards to the outer space.

I wish my brothers would actually be helpful.

Granted, but now they help you with everything. Everything.

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but you spill the glass of water.

I wish I can't get too fat by anything.

Granted, but now you can get too fat from nothing.



I wish I owned a thermostat.

Granted, but you lose it after 1 hour.

I wish I could control other people.

Granted, but it's not your brain that controls them, so you're responsible for their random actions.

I wish I didn't have to do homework ever.

Granted, but you don't know how to study anymore.

I wish I could learn something and remember it forever.

Granted, but that "something" is the lyrics to Call Me Maybe. :hero:

I wish Jason Derulo weren't so bad at making songs.

Granted, but he isn't making songs anymore when he could make good songs.

I wish L1N3R1D3R wouldn't give horrible corruptions to wishes.

Granted, but now I give such good corruptions that you devote your entire life to finding out the secret.

I wish I would get my sled back.

Granted, but as soon as you sit down upon it, it breaks.



I wish I could sue you.

Granted. but you win a penny.

I wish I had enough time to animate, play games, go on forums, watch videos, make videos, and do homework.

Granted, but instead of having 8 hours of sleep. You now have to have 72 hours of required sleep.



I wish this wish becomes corrupt.

Granted. You are now a banana.

I wish typing out stories was as easy as it sounds.

Granted, but now writing anything is much harder.

I wish I knew how to integrate any function.

Granted, but you don't know anything else. Literally anything.

I wish I had more strength and willpower for everyday tasks.

Granted, but "everyday tasks" may or may not include checking forums.

I wish more Smash 4 tournaments would allow custom moves.

Granted, but the moves are not worth performing for being too weak/slow.

I wish for money money money money money money money money...

Granted. Enjoy listening to one of ABBA's greatest hits for the rest of eternity. Also Dancing Queen.

I wish people would actually go speed limit around here.

Granted, but the government decided that there are no speed limits around there anymore.

I wish I was as skilled as him.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9dd63181c...wth9o3_500.gif

Granted, but you're not as skilled as me.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/m...tTheSpy360.gif

I wish I had a banana, even though it might be cannibalism, it shall be worth it.

Granted, but you and your banana have been eaten by a monkey.

I wish I could jump 10 times higher than normally and survive the fall.

Granted, but you can only survive falls from that high.

I wish Barry were editing Game Grumps again.