Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you can't see GameGrumps anymore because it's not allowed in your country.

I wish "The video is not allowed in your country" didn't exist in YouTube.

Granted, but the stuff isn't pretty...


I wish I could post more videos per day.

Granted, but YouTube removes them for being too dark.

I wish Sir monacle would stop threatening people with his gun.

Granted, but he now uses his gun to destroy your house.

I wish I had more time to post here.

Granted, but now you have no time to do ANYTHING else.


I wish I had a hoopy the hoop mug.

Granted, but now you have to explain that joke to everyone.

I wish the Game Grumps were more consistently hilarious.

Granted, but you laughed so hard, you wet your-self and it was socially awkward.



I wish I was immune to everything. EVERYTHING.

Granted, but you're immune to oxygen which makes you choke to death.

I wish I had the Death Note.

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I weren't so oblivious to other games.

Granted, but now you have Alzheimer's disease.

I wish there's a cure for cancer.

Granted, but it doesn't work for you.

I wish I could make better Mario Maker levels.

Granted, but you can't save them.

I wish there would be longer holidays.

granted, but you now have a shorter life-span.


I wish that wasn't important.

Granted, but now "that" is important.

I wish I'm immortal.

Granted, but everyone else dies now.

I wish I could meet the Game Grumps.

Granted, but they're dead. 8)

I wish I was considered as god and everyone would obey me.

Granted, but you're an evil god that leads the world to its doom.

I wish I were a good god.

Granted, but you're Prometheus, who gives the gift of fire to man, by stealing one of Zeus's lightning bolts, as punishment, you get chained to a rock, forever pecked by birds, and because you're a god, your limbs grew back, every time they painfully pecked you, your limbs would regenerate....


I wish I had a never-ending supply of bananas...

Granted, but gorillas find out that you have unlimited supply of bananas and they strike you down and live at your house, eating bananas to the very end of days.

I wish to become a hero.

Granted, but your super power is eating.



I wish I could jump extremely high.

Granted, but that's your only method of movement.

I wish I were better at animating.

Granted, but you can only animate using Source Film Maker.


I wish everything was free.

Granted, but the world's economy is corrupt, leading to eternal war.

I wish I could stop having to take Language Arts.

Granted, but when you stop you'll be forced to do it again and again.

I wish studying would be easier.

Granted, but the tests themselves are surprisingly hard.

I wish Avi would be a guest in Game Grumps.

Granted, but he never showed up.

I wish I could do some magic.

Granted, but you can only do the Imperius Curse.

I wish I would follow through on my promises.

Granted, but you no longer follow up on favours.


I wish I had an easy-to-cook microwaveable meal.

Granted, but it tastes like plastic.

I wish people would stop hating each other because of religion.

Granted, but now they hate each other because of their names.

I wish Game Grumps would only make commercials. They make commercials an art.

Granted, but nobody isn't watching them anymore because of it.

I wish every time I read the word "Game Grumps" I get 5 €.

Granted, but they stop making videos.

I wish I weren't so obviously addicted to the Grumps.

Granted, but now you're doing meth.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, but now you have no YouTube.

I wish my corruptions actually applied.

Granted, but you are dead before you could make any corruptions.

I wish every time someone corrupts my wish, I get 10 more years to live.

Granted, but each of those ten years is extremely painful.

I wish people would stop liking "Hello". It's a terrible song!

Granted, but now "Farewell" is known everywhere and the rate of murders & suicides have risen.

I wish for a winter which would last for 3 years.

Granted, but you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Reese's.

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate now.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but everyone else is envious and starts rioting.

I still wish I could always have full energy without needing to sleep.