Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but that guest in that episode is Donald Trump.

I wish Obama would be the president of United States again.

Granted, but he's targeted by ISIS.

I wish everyone were as funny with advertising as the Grumps.

Granted, but now when everyone is funny, no one is.

I wish I could cure people from their misery.

Granted, but it's all put on your self.

I wish I could never get stage-fright.

Granted, but now you always forget your line.

I wish Kevin were as good as Barry in editing Game Grumps.

Granted, but now Barry sucks in it and Kevin sucks as much, too.

I wish everything will be alright.

Granted, but now you can't turn left. 8D

I wish I knew what to do in Wind Waker.

Granted, but you become paralyzed for the rest of your life once you knew what to do.

I wish I had power to jump high, run fast and glide.

Granted, but now you have turned into Tanooki Mario and are forced to repetitive death by a noobish player.

I wish my teacher would understand that my brain doesn't work in a Language Arts way.

Granted, but he still forces you to study it just for fun.

I wish L1N3R1D3R's corruptions were invalid.

Granted, but that's against the rules and the paradox rips a hole in the space-time continuum.

I wish Zelda games had controls more akin to what I'm accustomed.

Granted, but the language of every Zelda game is Japanese now.

I wish I knew what to do in every critical/awful situation.

Granted, but every solution involves killing someone you know.

I wish I had more activity on this forum.

Granted, but every time you post something, a Game Grumps mischief comes by.

I wish I got tasty cheeseburgers.

Granted, but they had poison inside them.

I wish I didn't have homework over spring break.

Granted, but you don't have spring break anymore. :hero:

I wish every time L1N3R1D3R spends money, I get that much money.

Granted, but you're put into jail for your heinous acts.

I wish I could constantly pet my cat while doing my other daily tasks.

Granted, but you mess up big time while doing that.

I wish I am immortal with limitless powers.

Granted, but all existence ends.

I wish existence didn't end.

Granted, now it's just frozen and will never live again.

I wish I had the items I needed most.

Granted, but they can only be used once each.

I wish I had enough creativity to make a good LBP3 level.

Granted, but you can not save it into your moon / publish it.

I wish I could buy presents for my loved ones.

Granted, but the presents are fun-sized candy.

I wish people would understand math's far superiority to language arts.

Granted, but you are forced to study language arts for the rest of your life.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would have to deal with language arts whenever he corrupts a wish. :hero:

Granted, but it's the grammar portion, which actually, you know, MAKES SENSE.

I wish there were a single word meaning "eyes tired from screens".

Granted, but whenever you say it, nobody doesn't know what you mean by it.

I wish I had more time for myself.

Granted, but it's just sleep.

I wish I were better at decorating my levels.

Granted, but your logic in levels are so terrible that nobody wants to play them.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would give me such sweet corruptions more often.

Granted, but that means I drown you in caramel. 8D

I wish I had more Reese's.

Granted, but your teeth fall off while eating them.

I wish I had indestructible teeth.

Granted, but they're black.

I wish Larry Lurr would win Pound 6.

Granted, but then he dies.

I wish I didn't have to do other people's jobs.

Granted, but your job is now much harder.

I wish I would stop procrastinating with YouTube videos.

Granted, but now they are sloppy.

I wish I had a better home.

Granted, but it's emanating with the smell of gym socks.

I wish Sonic Boom were released when it was fully finished.

Granted, but the price of the game is too high.

I wish people actually fixed glitches.

Granted, but the only glitches they fix are the fun, non-harmful ones.

I wish I could attend Smash 4 tournaments.

Granted, but every time you attend one, you end up in a hospital.

I wish Titanic didn't sink.*

Granted, but it came at the cost of your grammar. :swoop:

I wish I didn't have to sleep to keep my energy. I have things to do!

Granted, but now you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

I wish I had more money.