Granted, but it's a single yen. 8D
I wish schools would realize how useless homework is already and stop giving it.
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Granted, but it's a single yen. 8D
I wish schools would realize how useless homework is already and stop giving it.
Granted, but now there are no free weekends.
I wish I could travel in time.
Granted, but you're still stressed out.
I wish TenebrisNemo got that Twenty One Pilots reference.
Granted, but he doesn't realize it and you're frustrated.
I wish I'm luckier than anyone else.
Granted, but you never said what for. You now get hit by lightning every time you walk outside. 8D
I wish everyone would use the Oxford Comma.
Granted, but now nobody can't use english as second language.
I wish I could control time.
Granted, but you still don't get the Twenty One Pilots reference.
I wish I were good enough at baseball to be in the MLB.
Granted, but you're officially the worst player in there.
I wish I could see it happen.
Granted, but now you can't feel anything.
I wish I could eat anything and remain physically fit.
Granted, but because of your unhealthy appetite, you get cancer.
I wish I wouldn't be so easily distracted.
Granted, but your work is still the same quality.
I wish I could make a video game.
Granted, but no one wants to play it after you've worked on it for many, many years.
I wish I had time to write a book then publish it.
Granted, but you don't know how to write.
I wish aliens would invade.
Granted, but they kill you and your loved ones.
I wish I knew how to make lots of food.
Granted, but you're a vegetable once you know that.
I wish I could control time.
Granted, but you can only control it by making it go 1.00000000000000000000000.....000000000001 times as fast.
I wish I could have gotten my point across without having to type 0 that many times.
Granted, but now you got divided by zero.
I wish that whenever someone makes a grammar mistake on the internet, I get 1 €.
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
I wish PeanutButterGamer weren't so bad at Wheel of Fortune.
Granted, but now Wheel of Fortune is bad at PeanutButterGamer.
I wish I could turn invisible whenever I want.
Granted, but you can never turn back.
I wish more people would write short but effective corruptions of wishes.
Granted, but they all target your wishes without remorse. 8)
I wish I could sleep peacefully every night.
Granted, but all your waking hours are torturous.
I wish teachers would notice how much 5 pages is.
Granted, but they won't notice what the right answer is.
I wish I didn't have responsibilities.
Granted, but now you feel a lack of fulfillment in your life.
I wish I didn't have to learn about every single Literature era ever.
Granted, but now you have to learn about every single toilet era ever.
I wish I could read other people's minds.
Granted, but they aren't thinking about much.
I wish I knew who the true villain was.
Granted, but at the moment you know it, you die.
I wish I had Fume Sorcerer Boots.
Granted, but you're in the wrong game.
I wish all ads were made how Game Grumps make theirs.
Granted, but now adblock is everywhere.
I wish there would be a perfect map from Earth.
Granted, but the map is made of infrared material.
I wish more celebrities would be down to earth.
Granted, but also all the celebrities from the below are back on earth.
I wish I had a new avatar and signature.
Granted, but it's mine. 8D
I wish Autocorrect were more helpful.
Granted, but you have to pay 1$ every time it autocorrects something.
I wish this game would load faster.
Granted, but it loads incompletely.
I wish this would stay forever. 8D
Granted, but you need 4 Lord Souls so it will stay like this forever.
I wish I didn't have these pictures.
Granted, but that would require you losing all your bones.
I wish Drew Carey would return to Whose Line is it Anyway?.
Granted, but he's a vegetable now.
I wish I didn't have hiccup.
Granted, but the character from 'How to train your dragon' stars a new character called burp.
I wish I was on this forum.
Granted, but that's not really special.
I wish I could have stolen TenebrisNemo's avatar and signature instead of Sir monacle's.
Granted, but you gotta pay 50$.
Spoiler - Pay 50$?
I wish I had many servants.