Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but now they think they're mine. 8)

I wish I had these new things earlier.

Granted, but that caused a time paradox and we all got divided by zero.

I wish Leliana's sayings would make sense.

Granted, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

I wish more people would check out Wario Ware: D.I.Y.

Granted, but everyone who checked it became blind.

I wish I got motivation boost.

Granted, but it only lasts three seconds.


I wish I was no longer pushing the buttons.

Granted, but now you're pushing the screen.

I wish I'm immortal and I could go through any material whenever I want.

Granted, but now you can't experience pleasure.

I wish people wouldn't steal their premises from Will you press the button?.

Granted, but now they stole ya stuff, man!

I wish I could clean myself from dirt, diseases, cancers and infections by using magic.

Granted, but it causes an innocent child to get it in your place.

I wish it were just a bit warmer so I could wear shorts.

Granted, but then the mosquito nation attacked.

I wish I had my old avatar, signature and profile picture back.

Granted, but then Sir monacle takes them.

I wish Nemo went back to normal.

Granted, but then the apocalypse comes.

I wish I had a favourite band.

Granted, but then the apocalypse came and killed everything.

I wish good luck for everyone!

Granted, but that means no more video games.

I wish the Twins weren't so freaking awful this year.

Granted, but now they rule the world with fear and slavery.

I wish for healthy food for everybody.

Granted, but that means more waste since everyone will be throwing out there green beans and vegetables.



I wish for my pic and sig to be stolen. ( and no, i did not make this for the reason of being jealous of Sir Monacle, TenebrisNemo, and L1N3R1D3R having fun :mad:)

Granted, but your life was also taken away. :hero:

I wish Sir monacle is the new gurren009.

Granted, but now there's no one to make fun of. 8D

I wish I were amazing at improv comedy.

Granted, but that also means you have to sing soap operas every now and then.


I wish I were as cool as Stephen Fry.

Granted, but then you froze to death.

I wish I'm a god.

Granted, but you're the god of war that everyone hates.

I put Mario's cap inside the machine.

Uhh... L1N3R1D3R? haha, I think you were playing the vending machine game xD. But anyways, granted, but a hundred luigi caps fly out of the machine xD

I wish I could conquor the world.

Granted, but I must be your top advisor. 8D

I wish I could play the correct forum game. *facepalm*

Granted, but game over, man, game over.

I wish I could put some nasty presents into gurren's and L1N3R1D3R's homes.

Granted, but they backfire and kill you instead.

I wish people would stop playing the pronoun game.

Granted, but now they play the Russian Roulette.

I wish I'm the best.

Granted, but that means the best at failing. :D

DYA Fail and Recovery?

Granted, but now you're the new Sir monacle.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would come back to normal.

Granted, if being Sir monacle is normal.

I wish I could just look at the name of the forum game.

Granted, but you don't know how to human anymore.































































































































































































































I wish threads would stay serious.

Granted, but then Nemo had to **** it up.

I wish I could win Smash tournaments.

Granted, but then Meta Knight had to **** it up.

I wish we could talk like gentlemen.

Granted, but then cuss words had to **** it up.

I wish I knew how to drive.

Granted, but your sudden ADHD had to **** it up.

I wish I had a jar of dirt.

Granted, but then worms had to **** it up.

I wish things would stop ****ing other things up.

Granted, but then someone else had to **** it up.

I wish school would be already over.

Granted, but you can't get any jobs.

I wish I had enough money to get myself a car on top of driver's ed.

Granted, but the money was fake and you're in jail for many years.

I wish I already had job experience so I would gain access to get job experience.

Granted, but the infinite loop confuses you to death.

I wish job experience were as easy to get as video game experience.

Granted, but now you require 100 year experience at the age of 20.

I wish I'm a happy little hobbit who lives in the Shire.