Granted, but you have to live with me.
I wish the thought of meeting people online weren't so scary.
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Granted, but you have to live with me.
I wish the thought of meeting people online weren't so scary.
Granted, but now they hunt you down and kill you.
I wish I could fly like an angel.
Granted, but every time you do you have to pay the government millions of dollars.
I wish I could settle on a main in Smash 4.
Granted but then your fingers explode.
I wish I could sleep for as long as I like.
Granted, but you are still tired all the time.
I wish unicorns were real.
Granted, but they went extinct right at that moment and now North Korea rules the world.
I wish people had common sense.
Granted, but they do it so subtly that you still think they don't.
I wish milkshakes didn't have so many calories.
Granted, but now milkshakes give you cancer.
I wish I was a happy little Sauron who conquered the world.
Granted, but now the world is a desolate dump.
I wish I could be talented at English class.
Granted, but you speak English so well that everyone thinks you're bad at it.
I still wish I lived forever.
Granted, but you can never experience joy.
I wish nothing were overly philosophical.
Granted, but then you realized your wish was your true philosophy of existence.
I wish I win everyone.
Granted, but you lose all your other possessions.
I wish I could have a small loan of a million dollars.
Granted, but you get mugged the very moment and lose everything.
I wish I'm the richest man on earth.
Granted, but you are hated by 60% of American voters.
I wish I could become president unanimously.
Granted, but then you realize that you are a puppet and a tool of some unknown organization.
I wish world ends.
Granted, but scientists were wrong when they said there were probably other life-bearing planets out there.
I wish the English final weren't so hard.
Granted, but now you have Finnish finals which are even harder. 8D
I wish humanity would stop destroying itself.
Granted, but it builds itself so much that we ruin the Earth.
I wish I could express my opinions without people ****ting on them.
Granted, but instead your opinions becomes their toilets.
I wish I got 99 solutions.
Granted, but you won't be one. 8D
I wish I could make an amazing evil laugh.
Granted, but that is the only vocalisation you are capable of.
I wish for 100,000 large jars of peanut butter.
Granted, but you are forced to eat them all at once.
I wish I would never have the hiccups again.
Granted, but now you have a cancer once a year.
I wish for more milk!
Granted, but it's spoiled.
I wish we weren't playing the forum games at the same time. It gets confusing.
Granted, but now everyone else on LBPC plays the forum games at the same time. 8D
I wish Silent wasn't so bad at games.
Granted, but now ['Silent'?] is bad at Frisbee...
I wish I knew who this Silent was.
Granted, but his lack of skills is disturbing and it makes you commit suicide.
I wish Olrox wasn't such painful pale jerk.
Granted, but I had to use Google to find who Olrox is.
I wish you would reference characters or people everyone knows about.
Granted, but those characters are Jar-Jar Binks, kid Anakin, and Qui-Gon Jinn
I wish Dragon Ball continuity made sense
Granted, but real life doesn't make any sense.
I wish my voice weren't gone today.
Granted, but instead your soul is gone forever.
I wish that I will never get sausage beans from Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans box.
Granted, but you get vomit beans instead.
I wish people would never misunderstand others.
Granted, everyone who doesn't speak Lojban is shot into the sun.
I wish VR headsets didn't have exclusives(I mean COME ON, they're MONITORS. My headphones don't have exclusive music...).
Granted, but they now cost ten times as much.
I wish Robo4900 would become famous soon enough.
Granted, but then he dominates the world with machines & stuff.
I wish L1N3R1D3R would be more than just really nice.
Granted, but I take your splendid-one-to-behold honor.
I wish we could stop talking about this.
Granted, no one has mouths anymore.
I wish Star Wars: Jedi Knight would finally get its long-overdue new entry.
Granted, but it's quite bad.
I wish the corruption weren't so easy to come up with.
Granted, but then you died.
I wish I could read minds.