Granted, but everyone secretly hates you.
I wish my pen would work.
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Granted, but everyone secretly hates you.
I wish my pen would work.
Granted, but you can't write.
I wish for cut off baby hands.
Granted, but then you get arrested.
I wish I could escape from my house.
Granted, but you can't escape from the murderer.
I wish L1N3R1D3R didn't have secrets.
Granted, but you now know things you didn't want to. 8D
I wish I knew how to make the custom powerup I want.
Granted, but then you die.
I wish L1N3R1D3R is my servant in life and death.
Granted, but you serve me in the afterlife.
I wish there was only a good afterlife.
Granted, but it's a DLC and you can only buy it if you have 10 000 followers and have played certain games.
I wish I had a job with decent salary.
Granted, but it's working for me. 8D
I wish Nemo knew that I have almost 900 subscribers on YouTube right now.
Granted, but Nemo Senpai won't still notice you.
I wish L1N3R1D3R has the most famous YouTube channel in the world.
Granted, but I stole all your popularity in the process.
I wish me leveling up to level 42 were known worldwide.
Granted, but then you got assassinated because of the threat to end the world.
I wish superheroes exists.
Granted, but Earth is caught in the crossfire.
I wish Adobe Premiere Pro weren't so expensive.
Granted, but now creating a video costs you 1 million euros.
I wish I'm a water bender.
Granted, but you can't bend anything else, even a piece of paper.
I wish more people would visit these forum games.
Granted, but they break the rules all the time.
I wish for some delicious pizza.
Granted, but you must wear it as your only clothing.
I wish I could get that mental image out of my head.
Granted, but then I visit your room at midnight with that clothing while dancing around and singing opera.
I wish I wouldn't get to jail after that.
Granted, but you instead lose all your possessions.
I wish everyone would watch Joe Santagato, a freaking hilarious YouTuber.
Granted, but then he is not funny anymore when the fame gets into his head.
I wish that wouldn't happen.
Granted, but it happens to every other celebrity.
I wish I had mac and cheese all the time.
Granted, but that's the only food you will eat for the rest of your life.
I wish someone liked my creations.
Granted, but millions of people hate them, too.
I wish people would tolerate "inappropriate" talk more.
Granted, but then more people commit suicide.
I wish I wasn't busy buying food for old people
Granted, but now you have to buy food for every celebrity.
I wish I could finish my video more quickly.
Granted, but then it gets removed from YouTube once you've uploaded it.
I wish for a tasty burger.
Granted, but it has tasteless poison inside of it.
I wish I won't forget to bring anything for my road trip.
Granted, but you forgot how to road trip.
I wish I could do something like that. :(
Granted, but you have to return the next day.
I wish my friend would accept dirty jokes. He's way too innocent at the moment.
Granted, but then you can not stand his gruesome jokes.
I wish someone would help me.
Granted, but it's Donald Trump.
I wish I could get my activity back up to its previous state.
Granted, but then you get banned.
I wish I die gloriously.
Granted, but you still aren't remembered.
I wish the team I "cheer for" weren't so bad this year.
Granted, but then they got assassinated.
I wish I have lots of €uros.
Granted, but I cut them all into pieces.
I wish I had a large, crumbly blueberry muffin like the one I had on my vacation.
Granted, but it crumbles in your hands.
I wish my PC wouldn't randomly decide to do idiotic things that make no sense.
Granted, but it has a weird processing software.
I wish I could stop riding my sled.
Granted, but then you vanish from existence.
I wish people would wake up when they have to.
Granted, but they are eternally sleepy.
I wish my house wasn't infested with little kids that aren't related to me.
Granted. Now it's full of little kids which are related to you.
I wish I can control time.