Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you can only control it my fast forwarding to your premature death.

I wish I was an innocent little boy.

Granted, but then you don't exist anymore.

I wish I had the Death Note.

Granted, but it makes you die instead.

I wish I would just work on my video and not be distracted.

Granted, but then you forgot to eat and die.

I wish my teeth would stay healthy and clean forever.

Granted, but you must sacrifice all your electronics to do so.

I wish people will come to my party.

Granted, but they will break your electronics. 8)

I wish I could punch people over the internet.

Granted, but you can only punch your friends.

I wish I could remove Trump from the election without consequences.

Granted, but then Hillary becomes the president and the result is the same.

I wish I'm the very best.

Granted, but you can not catch 'em all.

I wish Bernie Sanders will win the election.

Granted, but then he stalks you everyday.

I wish people on the election would realize how stupid they are.

Granted, but that doesn't stop them from running.

I wish people on the election would return to the jobs they had before their campaigns. Trump was a great actor!

Granted, but then Deez Nuts won the election.

I wish gingers had souls.

Granted, but their souls are evil.

I wish Nemo would stop discriminating.

Granted, but his servants did not.

I wish Voldemort would have "saved" the world.

Granted, but everyone else in the world had to die in the process.

I wish I could meet Chip Esten.

Granted, but you get blind before meeting him.

I wish the vacation would last longer.

Granted, but it's full of forced photo ops.

I wish diseases weren't a thing.

Granted, but now insta-killing sicknesses takes their place.

I wish I had the stuff I needed for the trip.

Granted, but I'm one of those things.

I wish I had an air conditioner that could set a specific temperature and not be noisy.

Granted, but toxic gas is also included.

I still wish I had the power to control time.

Granted, but it is restricted to use when you are on Antarctica.

I wish I could control which songs played on the radio.

Granted, but you can only choose between Justin Biebers and One Direction's songs.

I wish I'm a potato.

Granted, but then you can never post on forum games.

I wish Nemo's a potato. 8D

Granted, but then he conquers the world with his fellow potatoes. 8)

I wish I got power boost by activating a Skill Move IRL.

Granted, but you can no longer control your body.

I wish I were hungry enough to eat lunch right now.

Granted, but it was POISON!

I wish I remember everything what I've learned at school clearly.

Granted, but you can no longer remember anything funny.

I wish we could learn useful things like managing taxes at school.

Granted, but you do not know how to multitask anymore.

I wish I wasn't so hooked into RPG Maker VX Ace.

Granted, but you are now hooked into Adele songs. 8D

I wish Adele had more than two decent songs.

Granted, now she has only 3 decent songs and she is as crazy as Nicki Minaj and Miley combined.

I wish I am the ruler of the earth and everyone else are mindless servants!

Granted, but you are now Donald Trump. Or Donald Duck. Preferably the latter. :hero:

I wish I hadn't gotten so used to you being gone that I took that time out of my "schedule".

Granted, but now I am sometimes a'round and sometimes square.

I wish my laptop didn't broke.

Granted, but now your English is bad.

I wish Nemo's laptop didn't break.

Granted, but now your English is bad.

I wish I didn't visit this place when I was tired in the middle of the night.

Granted, but you are forced to visit at all other times.

I wish people would remember about "Bump the Thread!".

Granted, but they still ignore it. 8D

I wish people weren't so obsessed with Harambe's death.

Granted, but now they're obsessed with Abraham Lincoln's death.

I wish I could win Smash tournaments.

Granted, but then you get smashed by salty losers and you become invalid for the rest of your life.

I wish I could film that and hit 100 million views on YouTube.

Granted, but then you immediately get smashed by those same salty losers.

I wish I had more friends to play Monopoly with.

Granted, but you lose them right after someone needs to give money to someone else.

I wish I had more friends to play Dungeons & Dragons with.