Granted, but they're eight year-olds.
I wish I had more friends, period.
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Granted, but they're eight year-olds.
I wish I had more friends, period.
Granted, but then they gather around you and each one of them stabs you at least once when you are weak and helpless.
I wish Zombie Jesus would kill everyone.
Granted, but all churches are burned and so are the surrounding plants and buildings.
I wish school weren't starting today. :/
Granted, but instead you get into prison today for 30 years.
I wish people weren't envious.
Granted, but now they all have a lot more money and possessions than you do.
I wish I could host a Smash tournament without buying extra setups or taking a really long time.
Granted, but then hooligans came and destroyed everything.
I wish I had wings to fly with.
Granted, but now you have to drink Red Bull all day.
I wish more Chinese food places had buffets.
Granted, but they also have diseases and dogs.
I wish corruption didn't exist.
Granted, but we can't play this game anymore.
I wish politicians didn't exist.
Granted, but now the world is in constant war against everyone.
I wish I'm god and I could create my own universe.
Granted, but you are required to place one Donald Trump on every land mass.
I wish I could speedrun games.
Granted, but then you lose your fingers in an accident.
I wish I could create amazing games.
Granted, but they go under the radar for being too obscure.
I wish I could eat whatever I want without bodily consequences.
Granted, but you can not taste nor smell anymore and you die in 10 years.
I wish I do not need sleep.
Granted, but you now need Sir monacle. 8D
I wish I had my old math teacher back.
Granted, but he is a vegetable now.
I wish I had an indestructible hard drive.
Granted, but your computer destroys.
I wish I weren't so tired.
Granted, but now you're in coma for 40 years.
I wish I got the power.
Granted, but you must scream "I've got the powah!" every minute.
I wish I could make a living off of YouTube.
Granted, but you can not do anything else with your life except to sit at your computer.
I wish I can not die from gravity.
Granted, but you die from oxygen.
I wish people would stop underrating Lucas.
Granted, but when that happens he has to die.
I wish death wasn't the answer for many problems.
Granted, after you're dead.
I wish my Wacom pen wasn't dead.
Granted, but now your family is.
I wish Nemo know that I was talking about a Smash Bros. character.
Granted, but then he is super dead. 8D
I wish I can visit every person on this forum without them knowing it.
Granted, but you get arrested for being a stalker.
I wish I could have a party with everyone on this forum.
Granted, but it ends up with someone being executed/burned/squeezed/exploded and only few of you will survive.
I wish internet would stop whining about Harambe.
Granted, but now they praise Harambe as their lord and savior.
I wish I didn't have to write a page about transcendentalism for homework.
Granted, but then you have to write the whole bible again.
I wish I could get away with a murder.
Granted, but you were forced to murder your best friend.
I wish crickets weren't so darn loud.
Granted, but now every other insect is 1000 times louder.
I wish Yu-Gi-Oh battles were a thing.
Granted, but Santa Claus isn't.
I wish I wouldn't be catechized for being an agnostic.
Granted, but now you're a pawn of the antagonist and die instantly.
I wish I was better in Dark Souls 2 PvP.
Granted, but you're worse at school.
I wish I could simply remove some of my classes.
Granted, but you are stuck in school for the rest of your life as a student.
I wish I could control gravity.
Granted, but you can only do it on some random planet really far.
I wish both of my cats were cuddly.
Granted, but then they murder you.
I wish dogs weren't retarded.
Granted, but now your parents are.
I wish this forum's EXP system weren't retarded.
Granted, but now your family is.
I wish I had the best corruptions.
Granted, but they have no effect on Donald Trump.
I wish I was Donald Duck.