It does but it kills us all by jumping out to fast.
I wish for my ring thing from thinkgeek to fit better
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It does but it kills us all by jumping out to fast.
I wish for my ring thing from thinkgeek to fit better
Granted... but it fits so well that it cuts off circulation to your finger, thus making you get an amputation.
I wish my dad wasn't so reckless with the ladder... -_-
Granted, it takes 99 hours for one trip up.
I wish for 0 dollars.
Granted. The wish proceeds to remove all / any money in yours or your families possession.
I wish for the Canon EOS 1000D cos I want a good camera for taking photos ^^
Granted but then you're cursed, because your thumbs are always getting in front of the lens.
I wish for 5 Green bars. :devious:
Granted but D.R OCTOGONOPUS BLUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for a helicopter that can go underwater!!! :3
I am a geneuis.
I'm so smart that I cant even spell it. :3
Granted, but when it does it asplodes!
(BTW you have an awesome new sig n avi)
I wish for nothing to go wrong.
Granted, but life becomes so boring you kill yourself.
I wish I had awesome GFx skillz.
Granted, but you never get to use it.
I wish i had a geetar.
Granted, it smashes you.
I wish for a dodgeball.
It hits you in the face.
I wish dinner was done cooking.
Granted, dinner is a nuke.
I wish for cup noodles.
Granted, but I steal and eat them.
I wish for more good music in the PSP version.
Granted, it makes lbp rated M.
I wish for pi.
Granted. But it's rounded down to just 3.
I wish for a ship's wheel.
Granted, it rolls you over.
I wish for a digivice.
Granted, but then your Pokedex murders it in its sleep.
I wish for a bag of beef jerky and a Coke.
Granted, cows get revenge on you.
I wish for a D-3 model digivice.
Granted but i dont know what that is so you cant get it.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, here's some weapons and armour, now go fight for world peace... :p
I wish I was a good LBP creator.
Granted, but your best levels get moderated.
I wish I was a dog.
Granted but your owner kills you and eats you MWHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA.
I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, I can't eat you so I cook you and throw you away.
I wish for jelly.
Granted but:
Spoiler - Adult theme
^May or may not be seen as a bad thing, dependent on your orientation and gender.
I wish for a Dr Pepper.
Granted. Unfortunately due to budget cuts your Doctor Pepper is laced with rat poison. Enjoy!
I wish for nice things.
Granted, but they were stolen and you are arrested,
I wish for Calimari
Granted, you spelt it wrong I think so I give you Kraken instead.
I wish for a Coronamon.
Yes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomy
Granted but:
^May or may not be seen as a bad thing, dependent on your orientation and gender.
I wish for a Dr Pepper.
I'm 11 years old you little...:grr:
Granted, but it lights you on fire and makes s'mores out of you.
(i had to look that reference up because i m NOT a nerd.)
I wish I had more friends.
Hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
Granted Super_Dork, however, the friends turn out to be robots in disguise *theme music* and attempt to take over the world before a fembot Elizabeth Hurley destroys them in the way similar to that of the Austin Powers film.
I wish for a greater sense of self worth.
Granted, but everyone else finds you worthless.
I wish I was a Banzai Bill.
granted but you are jumped upon by toad; how embarrasing.
I wish pokemon were real and they obeyed me without question.
Granted but they are made of marshmellows and you get hungry. :rolleyes:
I wish for Lbp2 on a stick!
Mmmmm yummy :p
Granted, but the stick scratches the disc up and you can't go past the main menu without the game messing up.
I wish for my internet terminal time to stop running out...
Granted. It adds one second for every two you use. :p
I wish for some beef jerky (mmmm... dried animal).
Granted but it explodes in your stumoch!
I wish for Tacos!
Granted but it's made out of paper and wet toilet paper!
I wish I had a golden goose egg.
Granted but it is so shiny it blinds you and your family when the sun reflects of its metal surface.
I wish fur a giant lamp
Granted but it burns out in 5 minutes and you can't change the light bulb.
I wish for a better computer.
Granted but you are unable to go to anything but this. :D
I wish for a gigantic TV.
It is so big that it falls off the wall and crushes your legs and hands so you cant walk or play lbp OR lbp2
I wish i could get my sig to be the right size